And it’s headlines:  Pennsylvania lawmaker introduces bill modeled after Florida ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law: ‘Mine goes further’

Further?  What? You can’t even think gay?

Borowicz during a news conference at the state capitol building in Harrisburg last week said her bill “goes further” than than the Florida law because it bans instruction related to sexual orientation and gender identity through the fifth grade.

Florida’s goes to the third grade, which as we know, obviously causes hurricanes. So, we’re two grades further along to complete, total, and inequitable butt ignorant.

And then just in case you want to argue that Pennsylvania’s plan is a slippery slope, she lends you a big ole helping hand.

“It needs to really be protected all the way up to twelfth grade,” she said. “We need to go all the way.”

Well, not all the way to the governor’s office. The Republican candidate for governor is ten points down.  Which I kinda think was the cause of this in the first place.