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Juanita has decided that the new airport pat-downs are nothing more than gate rape.

“This is America, dammit,” she hollers.  “Why the hell are we putting up with this crapola?  One of my customers is threatening to take her aging butt to the airport and strip down nakkid as a jaybird and scare little children and grown men.  I’m going with her.”

When a San Diego man opted out of security screening using the Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) at San Diego International Airport on Friday, he stripped down to his underwear in an attempt to avoid the pat-down procedures.

Samuel Wolanyk took the protest started Nov. 13 by John Tyner to a whole new level.

While Tyner videotaped his refusal to be patted down, telling the agent “If you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested,” Wolanyk decided to give TSA a look at his body down to his Calvin Klein’s.

Through a statement released by his attorney Sunday night, Wolanyk said “TSA needs to see that I’m not carrying any weapons, explosives, or other prohibited substances, I refuse to have images of my naked body viewed by perfect strangers, and having been felt up for the first time by TSA the week prior (I travel frequently) I was not willing to be molested again.”

“When did we become a sissy nation willing to get felt-up in exchange for the illusion of freedom? It’s far more dangerous to ride in a car than it is in an airplane but we don’t make people drive nakkid, do we?”

“I feel like going to the airport, stripping down nakkid, then picking Ruby and Begonia up off the floor and asking the TSA agent, ‘You want a piece of these, Baby,’ and that should end this craziness once and for all,” she bets.