Fun With Guns! Young Man Edition
The St. Regis Hotel in Houston is a glitzy hotel in the Galleria area with even the cheapest rooms running $500 a night.
An unnamed man, described a “young” by the police, checked last Friday and things didn’t go so well.
Police and paramedics responded to the shooting at the St. Regis Houston hotel around 11:30 p.m. Friday. Police said the man was either unpacking a gun or pulling it from his pants when it went off.
And he shot his own damn testicles.
He’s listed in serious but stable condition. He needed protection from some evil criminal shooting him in the testicles, but now he’s living proof that you’re your own worst enemy.