Fun With Guns! Young Man Edition
The St. Regis Hotel in Houston is a glitzy hotel in the Galleria area with even the cheapest rooms running $500 a night.
An unnamed man, described a “young” by the police, checked last Friday and things didn’t go so well.
Police and paramedics responded to the shooting at the St. Regis Houston hotel around 11:30 p.m. Friday. Police said the man was either unpacking a gun or pulling it from his pants when it went off.
And he shot his own damn testicles.
He’s listed in serious but stable condition. He needed protection from some evil criminal shooting him in the testicles, but now he’s living proof that you’re your own worst enemy.
At least he won’t be reproducing.
1That’s nuts . . . . .
2Oh, Angela, thanks for my best laugh this morning.
3That is a creative way of winning a Darwin award. Officially he qualifies since he is removing himself from the gene pool. In this case it’s just future generations. Well played sir.
4If one has to carry a firearm for protection at a hotel – perhaps one should choose a different hotel…
5That’s what happens to brainless gun nuts. They become nutless as well as brainless. Appropriate outcome.
6Reading the comments in the Chronicle, I can say this was a news report that brought together pro and anti gun factions in one big laugh! For example, “it’s all part of groin up,” or “live and loin.” They need to publish the comments in the print edition!
7He’s a darn good shot. He hit such a small target.
8If the “unnamed young man” wasn’t already a typical Rethug ‘mommy’s basement dwelling’ incel type, he is now [when he’s able to sit down again].
Let’s hope ‘self-vasectomy by 9mm’ catches fire with them. Probably a large powder burned area too, at least it cauterized the wound… [one of my pistols emits a large muzzle blast/flame].
But we already figured this, almost 90% males, wonder why?:
“A 2014 study published in the British Medical Journal found that between 1995 and 2014, males represented 88.7% of Darwin Award winners (see figure).[16]”
9https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards
A policeman I knew many years ago told me that when you read about these guys shooting their legs, thighs, or shriveled sacks, you can bet on one thing: they were practicing their quick-draw, usually in front of a mirror, and messed up.
The cop then went through list of five cases in Fort Worth that he personally knew of where that was the case. In four cases the information came from a girl friend or female family member, who was rolling her eyes while giving the info. In two cases, it came out while Quick-Draw McDraw was writhing in pain telling the paramedics just what the angle of shot was.
10Hahahaha! Too funny! I’ve stayed in that hotel two or three times, though it’s usually too expensive for me (wedding block rates help a lot!). Never thought anyone staying there would be that dumb!!
11Good lord, lad–a vasectomy hurts a whole lot less, even if it is more expensive than a do-it-yourself neutering. And a vasectomy can be reversed. What you did, not so much.
12There’s a reason we call them gun nuts
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