Fun With Guns: “When Did The Bowel Movement Actually Happen, Sir” Edition
We appreciate Kentucky’s entry into our Fun With Guns contest.
A guy goes to the restroom in an upscale restaurant and puts his gun on top of the toilet paper roll because I guess that seems like the logical place to put it.
Of course it goes off and hits him in the leg.
The police believe his story —
Evidence such as bullet trajectory supported the man’s description of events, Neary said.
— because who the fool tarnation would make up a story like that?
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.