Fun With Guns: Up Shot the Devil Edition
As luck would have it, we have not heard from the guns of Wisconsin before now.
A man is injured in his second-floor apartment in West Bend when he was struck by a wayward bullet.
Police say a man on the first floor of the apartment building was handling a rifle when it shot up through the ceiling Tuesday night. WTMJ-TV says the bullet hit the second-floor resident in the stomach. He was taken to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
Officers arrested the man handling the rifle.
Rule of thumb for you not-a-physics majors: If you live on the first floor, point your down. Second floor – point it up.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
And if you live on a floor with a higher number than 2?
1I was surprised to hear the man handling the rifle was arrested……., must have been of another color.
2Clemtown, or the victim actually insisted he be arrested. Wouldn’t that be a world turning event?
3Okay, there are gun morons north of the Mason-Dixon line. I should keep score.
I don’t recall too many knives going off while being cleaned and injuring someone other than the idiot cleaning them.
4The shooter was trying to hijack a beer delivery, except he forgot to take his rifle outside first. These Wisconsin Second Amendment zealots are always looking for shortcuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHwXf8JUOw
5I shot a rifle in the air.
6I did not know my neighbor’s there.
And now his blood soaked through my ceiling.
I don’t care how my neighbor’s feeling.
I got my lawyer on the phone.
Medics said I missed all bones.
His blood is dripping on my floor.
I’ll sue his ass until he’s poor.
The NRA gives good advice.
When in doubt,pull trigger twice.
The first one is a warning shot.
The second kills,if the first does not.
Fear for your life,then fire a round.
Then smugly claim you stood your ground.
If the court refused your plea.
Stay out of jail,plead insanity.
You have every right to have your gun.
Your neighbor’s wrong to stop your fun.
You’ll make the founding father’s proud.
Shoot ’em all and shoot ’em loud.
Hey, Juanita: That bit of advice may make you feel better, but I live on the third floor!
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I’m on the top floor. No guns to speak of. Besides, if I shot through my ceiling, the roof would leak.
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