Fun With Guns: There’s Dumb and Then There’s Real Special Dumb
Norridgewick, Maine and it’s damn time that Maine shows up here.
Michael Smith got woke up on a Tuesday morning by a tree removal company in his front yard. He walked shirtless out on the front porch and hollered at them to get off his property.
A little while later the police rewaken Michael. The tree removal people thought Michael had threatened them with a weapon.
No, he was was just threatening his winkie.
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I guess a heart with “Mother” in it didn’t appeal to him.
Thanks to Rick for the heads up.
In all fairness, I do fully understand why the tree removal guys only wanted to take a very brief glimpse of this outstanding chunk of man-meat and therefore mistook a tattoo for a gun.
1There’s my answer to “what might the Maineiacs who voted for Paul LePage look like?” Prior to his election as governor always thought Maine conservatives were moderate as represented by Senators Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe (ret). LePage is a shocker. Never expected to find a Bull Connor type that far north of the Mason Dixon Line. Koch addicts have permeated all 50 states.
2He needs to add a text balloon to the gun tattoo…”I with stupid”.
3Well, now, if he isn’t the fine, bring-him-home-to-meet-the-folks specimen of culture and civility. Seems a little too eager to show off his ink.
4Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the king around town \
5But you can’t push Willy round, Willy won’t go
I’m glad my tattoo (which needs the color touched up; it’s 25 years old) is a dragonfly, with a lily pond and clouds. I’m also glad it’s not pointed at my crotch.
6Gee, it looks kinda small to me…
7Welcome to the world of “Idiocracy.”
8TexasTrailerParkTrash apparently this gohmert only plans to pierce his gohmerts, not blow them off. Too bad, as a neutered gohmert is a better gohmert.
9Mel wins!
10Hmmm, they all look like black tats which kind of means they were drawn in prison… hey are we surprised.
11I know what it is like to have loggers suddenly invade your property and start cutting trees cuz they had the wrong map and the wrong directions. Threaten them with any kind of a weapon? Hell, no! That is just so been done before. I just called the lawyer friend down the street! He had a lot of fun!
12Ehem…
Compensation?
13Look real close at this jerkoff’s right nipple … it’s pierced … wonder what else he has pierced … other then his pea-sized brain that the pea shooter is pointing at! LOL
14Marcia in CO, no way in gohmert land will I revisit that photo. Nyet, Vlad the Puking bare chests with pot bellies are better left to women to evaluate. Or, maybe it’s a call for Joni Ernst. Rumor has it that she can fix anything, even Chris Christie.
15What does this say about our society when the appearance of a simulated gun freaks people out?
16@ e platypus, look at this gohmert from fifty feet away (farther would be my preference). Can you tell that that’s not a real gun? And if he’s yelling at you to get off his property and probably using ungentlemanly language, how long are you going to stand there and stare at his belly to make sure?
17After House of Cards finishes it’s run sometime in the future, I say Kevin Spacey in a goatee plays Michael Smith in ‘The Maniac from Maine.’ Give them another 5 years or so, and I’m sure there will be plenty of additional material to work with.
18Frankly I’m with the guy with the tattoos. Did the tree cutting company come knock on his door and explain why they were going to be cutting down trees there? Was he getting paid? Was there an ongoing battle about whether or not a road or pipeline could go through his property?
19he shoulda had the artist fill in his hairline. Be a lot more useful.
20Rhea-I understand that,but why are Americans having to live in fear of guns and why do people think they have to settle everything over the barrel of a gun? Don’t we,as citizens,have the right not to fear everybody else? Wingnuts and the NRA are turning us back into Deadwood or Tombstone.
21If you look at the rest of his tats they do seem to be of the neo Nazi variety
22I’d vote against that being a tat from inside. The ones I have seen are symbolic. A gun is a tad direct. Same for the sleeves. I agree with the neo-Nazi assessment.
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