Seattle.

A tuxedoed Seattle man was arrested early yesterday after he fired a gun at a couple who accidentally interrupted him while he was being pleasured by a woman in an alcove in the city’s nightlife district, cops report.

Dude, she’s a hooker.  You do not have to impress her with a tux.

Seriously, the Lady of Light Virtue ran away when spotted, perhaps from embarrassment or perhaps the knowledge that she’s been paid up front, and the customer had himself a walleye snot nosed hissy gun fit.  His name is Paul Hunter.  Yeah, Hunter.

Hunter, police report, “got angry and started walking away northbound.” But after about half-a-block, he “turned around, pointed his gun at them” and fired a shot at the couple. “I’m going to kill you,” Hunter said, according to the victims.

Luckily, he missed.

At the end of the night, the Brazen Hussy was the only one laughing.