Fun With Guns: The Butt of All Jokes Edition
Welcome to Georgia, where 29 year old Maurice Brown is the talk of the town. It seems that Maurice went to the hospital to get a bullet taken out of his butt. The police were called and Maurice reported that he was a victim of a horrible crime and had been shot in the hiney.
After police were called to check on a shooting victim, Brown told officers he heard a gunshot as he stepped from his vehicle in the yard. Brown said he didn’t see the gunman but there was a man dressed in all black riding a bicycle when the shooting occurred.
An investigation determined that Brown accidentally shot himself with a pistol in his back, right pant pocket.
Ohmygosh, Johnny Cash was riding a ten speed Schwinn and doing roll-by shootings!
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.