Fun With Guns: The Butt of All Jokes Edition

March 18, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Welcome to Georgia, where 29 year old Maurice Brown is the talk of the town.  It seems that Maurice went to the hospital to get a bullet taken out of his butt.  The police were called and Maurice reported that he was a victim of a horrible crime and had been shot in the hiney.

1851After police were called to check on a shooting victim, Brown told officers he heard a gunshot as he stepped from his vehicle in the yard. Brown said he didn’t see the gunman but there was a man dressed in all black riding a bicycle when the shooting occurred.

An investigation determined that Brown accidentally shot himself with a pistol in his back, right pant pocket.

Ohmygosh, Johnny Cash was riding a ten speed Schwinn  and doing roll-by shootings!

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

 

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