October 07, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Look, it’s not every day that somebody accidentally shoots themselves while inside a Tennessee Walmart …
Wait, I’m pretty sure that’s not right. It might well be every damn day.
Milk and ammo – a dangerous mix.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
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The only way I’d go into a Walmart…especially in this state……is at gunpoint!!!!
1Love the comments after the article. My favorite: he was carrying a gun in Walmart to protect against falling prices.
2http://www.tennessean.com/article/20131006/NEWS/310060098/FBI-stats-say-Tennessee-is-most-dangerous-state-in-US
The three states with the most violent crime are run by rethuglicans. Who knew?
3They’d have to shoot me first!
4I’m with y’all. No WalMart. Go Costco or make it yourself.
5Yes, when you feel a gun in your waistband slipping, you definitely should grab at it. Who knows, you might get the pistol grip instead of the trigger.
6Hoo boy! Bill Maher is going to make great hay with this. He usually finds a reason to use photos on his show of badly dressed fat people shopping at WalMart. Good advice: duck and cover when in WalMart!
7He sticks a loaded gun in his waistband to go to Walmart for milk! That there is prime moron meat.
8Too bad the shot didn’t hit his more private parts so he couldn’t reproduce hisownstupidself.
9This idiocy reminds my Texas self that these are bunch that lost at the Alamo! Yeah, they grow some dimb bulbs here in NashVegas!
10WHY do these morons walk around with a loaded gun? Are they expecting the Gunfight at the OK Corral to burst out any minute? Goobers deserve to shoot themselves, preferably, as June says, so they can’t reproduce.
11Yet another candidate for honorable mention in the Darwin awards!
12Did you notice the ad by this article? It’s for Brody’s Funeral Home … LOL How appropriate!!
13I guess the ads change … but it was for the funeral home when I looked at the article!! LOL
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