Fun With Guns: Pizza Karma Edition
Ah, Chicago.
One of two teens accused of robbing two Logan Square delivery drivers at gunpoint earlier this month accidentally shot himself in the finger while eating stolen pizza, Cook County prosecutors said Thursday.
They ordered the pizza, robbed the delivery guy, and then one of them shot himself in the finger while eating the pizza. He was treated at the hospital, released, and then did the same damn thing again four days later. This time they order Chinese and held a gun to the head of a 52 year old delivery guy.
The two teens decided to rob another delivery driver on Jan. 18, Karr said. This time they placed an order on Reece’s phone to the Chinese restaurant, and a 52-year-old man delivered their order.
Reece came up to the driver’s door and Colon opened the passenger door and removed the food, Karr said. Reece then opened the driver’s-side door and pointed a gun at the man’s head before striking him in the face with the gun, she said.
Please, please, please let there be food poisoning involved.
They were found and confessed.
Thanks to Wayne for the heads up.
Eating pizza with a gun in your hand?
What’s wrong with this picture?
1BarbinDC, mebbe, just mebbe the hand had permanently grown around the gun. Leads one to wonder how in the world this kid managed to do things such as zip up his pants without shooting himself someplace irreplaceable.
2As the English would say, Bloody good pizza.
3Gosh if only the victims had been well-armed they could have killed their assailants. Cause you know aggravated assault and aggravated robbery ARE capital felonies after all.
4Oh … and murder isnt???
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