Fun With Guns: Oops Edition
First up, we have a guy who went to see the Benghazi movie. Drunk.
I have been told that’s the only way you can watch the Benghazi movie. It’s probably the law.
So here’s this guy drunk at the movies. Wait, did I mention that he had a gun? Because, you know, it was the Benghazi movie.
“We have witnesses that say he came into the theater and appeared intoxicated. He went in and took a seat in theater number nine and was fumbling with a pistol when it went off and struck someone sitting in front of him,” said David Leibman with the Renton Police Department.
Yep, he shot a 40 year old woman in the chest. She is expected to live.
After shooting the woman, he headed to the exit door and got the hell out Dodge.
I’m pretty damn sure that Sarah Palin is going to blame this on Hillary Clinton.
And then in Sulphur Springs, Texas, where my own damn cousin lives, they have taken protecting God’s word pretty seriously.
Sulphur Springs police say a man accidentally shot himself in the foot Wednesday evening at a church.
Police said at about 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, officers responded to a shooting at the Davis Street Baptist Church in Sulphur Springs. Officers discovered a person, who was not identified, had accidentally discharged his pistol and shot himself in the foot.
The victim sustained a minor wound, and no one else was hurt.Police said the shooting happened in the church’s family life center.
Uh, maybe the family life center needs to rename itself.
OK, I think with this incident at the “Benghazi” movie I think I can finally get on board.
Benghazi!
NRA!
Benghazi!
NRA!
Couldn’t we have seen this coming?
1The movie shooting happened in my neighborhood and it seems that he was so drunk that when he vamoosed out of the theatre, he threw the clip into the garbage can in the lobby and dropped his gun in his driveway at home. His wife found the gun there and his family called the police after seeing the story on TV. Maybe he told his family about it, maybe not. He was very drunk and after all, his gun accidentally shot the woman in front of him and thus he is innocent! Guns and fools/drunks do not belong together!!!!
2Damn! I’m glad I’m snowed in and can’t get to any movie theaters! Sometimes a blizzard is a gift of God!
3I’m with you, maggie. Those darned nutjob fools have made it a life-risking event to got to a movie. Hope they threw his butt into jail and threw away the key. As for the Baptist church, loaded guns should be one of the Thou Shalt Nots.
4Ammosexual porn theater discharge.
5America’s love for the smell of gun powder in the morning!
Trump: I Could ‘Shoot Somebody And I Wouldn’t Lose Any Voters’ “It’s, like, incredible,” he said at today’s rally.
(I wonder if his 1998 People magazine interview will be rebooted at the behest of his opponents: “If I were to run, I’d run as a Republican. They are the dumbest group of voters in the country. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. I bet my numbers would be terrific.” )
6@daChipster: he can claim that because he was drunk, it was a premature discharge.
7You two, daChipster and glf, made my day!
I went to Star Wars last night in the Minnesota metro. No shots were fired. It must be the fault of those damn MN liberals!
8Guns don’t shoot people. Idiots and drunks with guns shoot people. If we’re lucky, they shoot only themselves.
Whoops, forgot the hotheads with guns who also shoot people.
So remind me: we need to take loaded guns to church to defend ourselves against… other glassbowls who take loaded guns to church…? Seems to me there’s a simple solution.
9Pee Wee’s other other playhouse.
10Like this guy had to protect himself from all the Arabs & Muslims that crammed the viewing…
11“If thy eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.”
I guess the same is true of feet. I wonder what the poor appendage did to offend?
12epo! Yes… PeeWee Herman was arrested for fumbling with his penis in a movie theater. From what I know there was no discharge and no one was hurt. Makes me wonder what will happen to this gun fumbler after his arrest. It’s a strange, strange world we live in Master Jack…
13“Uh, maybe the family life center needs to rename itself.”
Maybe, but it is “consistent” with all the other snacilbupeR “pro-life” positions. End Timer pervangelists have a peculiar definition of “life.” If they were honest, Jim Jones would be their hero instead of Ronnie Rayguns.
14I read a follow-up to this story that quotes the cops as saying the guy took the gun to the movie BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF A MASS SHOOTING AT THE THEATER!!!!
It’s true. The lunatics really are running the asylum.
15Worse news: A guy had a seizure and his wife called 911. The guy ‘recovered’ from his seizure and shot (killed) the EMT who responded to the call. Oops.
16Well-trained militia? Perhaps not.
17What kind of damn Democrat are you? Everyone knows it was Obama’s fault. Just ask Palins son.
18I saw right through the way you started teachin’ me now
So some day soon you could get to use me somehow
I thank you very much and though you’ve been very kind
But I’d better move along before your gun blows my mind
It’s a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
You know how I feel as if I’ll never come back
It’s a very strange world and I thank you, Master Jack
Thanks for the memories,JAKVirginia. 🙂
19Take your gun to church to rob the collection plate. What could be simpler?
20Natural selection at work . . . unfortunately an innocent bystander was selected.
21The Bengazi movie shooter now says he took his anxiety meds, ate pizza, drank a beer then went to the flick…then…fumbled his gun and shot the lady because a man grabbed his crotch.
The cops said he’s changed his story three times….the first two weren’t convincing so he presumed a scary man’s crotch grab would give him the get out of jail card.
22Susan on the Left Coast: Gay libelz! Wonder what the new tale will be if witnesses say he was sitting alone. Then again… maybe he grabbed his own crotch! Multiple personalities are a bitch!
23Prolly everyone there at the potluck in Sulphur Springs glanced over and said “Oh, Orville done shot hisself again. Anyone got a bandaid? Is there any of that green bean casserole left? Could you pass me some?”
24Well I suppose it could have been worse. We could be talking about a death, or it might have been Floriduh and the shot lady might have been texting. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/shot-dead-texting-dad-killed-florida-movie-theater-n8706
25I guess we ought to be thankful for small favors. Karma would have involved the drunk amputating his reproductive organs with the accidental discharge of his weapon.
Well, if there are no criminal charges filed, I hope to hell that the lady he shot sues his worthless self into oblivion.
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