Fun With Guns: No, Really, Just Fun
Aladamnbama, I love you.
So, a Walmart in Florence, Alabama has a small marketing problem.
An Alabama man found more than he bargained for while shopping at his local Walmart gun counter recently, and a video showing what he came across is going viral on Facebook.
He picks up a product called “Gun Oil” in the gun section of Walmart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q2y5c2AocY
Gun oil is “a personal lubricant that’s known for its targeted marketing to the gay community.”
See? I told you. A gun is just an extension of a guy’s winkie.
Thanks to Glen Maxey (who the hell else would send this to me?) for the heads up.
Ammosexuals! Here’s exactly what you want!
1Debbo, now why would we wants the ammosexuals to lube their penile extensions? Dog forbid they slip on their way to a Darwin Award.
2Naturally Wal-Mart clerks stock it at the gun counter. Not the brightest crayons in the box are they? Or maybe that was a management decision.
3I think Glen needs to get a real job. He obviously has too much time on his hands.
4That’s the second amendment in a nutshell.
5Somebody is bound to cite that military ditty, “This is my weapon, this is my gun….”
6Bill Maher did a bit on this Friday night.
7Now in 4G! God, guns, gays, and Gun Oil!
8Yeah, baby!
Love the parting “whuuuuuut?” LOL
9http://www.amazon.com/Gun-Oil-Silicone-Lubricant-For/dp/B0006IOTJO
Don’t say nuffin about preventing rust. It is scent free so them deers won’t smell you coming.
10Alabama man! Dumber than Florida or Texas man? My only question is ‘HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT THE ‘SECRET’ PURPOSE ACTUALLY IS”? Hmmm?
11Lord, now we will hear them crying about the lube Nazis…
12How does he know? He read the label. Out loud.
Seriously, though. For those who *don’t* read labels (or watch viral YouTube videos), this could take a lot of guns out of commission. At least temporarily.
13H20 on the label should set off alarm bells in gunner’s heads as water is rust’s best friend and the discriminating gun owner’s worst enema. 🙂
14Just read the description on the Amazon website. Hmmm, so it was developed for smooth, rapid-fire action. Seems I now know more than I ever wanted to about what those marines actually did while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields.
15Nope, nuffin about preventing rust!
There’s a subset of fan fiction called “slash”– mostly female (and not infrequently virgin) fans writing explicit male-male sex scenes about their favorite characters. Sherlock and John Watson seem to be popular these days; used to be Kirk and Spock….
Anyway, some gal wrote a scene about two guys who needed some of this stuff but couldn’t find anything suitable, so they used motor oil. Comment: “The punter and the receiver are both going to regret that.”
16Uh … I’m beginning to learn more about the “knowledge base” among those commenters above than I ever expected! Ah, to be so naive at my age …
17Can’t wait for Louie-louie to comment not his, probably in his usual word slaw style!
18Really, epo? “discriminating gun owner’s worst enema. :)”
They wish!
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