Fun With Guns: Momma Tried Edition
Hello, Virginia. And the Shootin’ Siblings Motor Home Park.
Two brothers have a fight at the trailer park.
Police say a 23-year-old man living in a mobile home, had a severe showdown with his older brother. The visiting brother came to check on his sibling, after alleged prior arguments and word that the younger brother shot off a gun inside the home.
Police say the older brother claims his younger brother flashed a gun. The older brother then shot the younger brother in the face and neck. He told police it was in self-defense.
The older brother called 911 and waited for emergency crews. His wounded brother rushed to the hospital. The man spit up a bullet that passed through his nose.
You know, you could take that circus act on the road and get paid money to let people watch it.
(And if the image of sitting bullets doesn’t keep you awake at night, there’s something wrong with you.)
Thanks to Rick for the heads up.
This could be the first episode of a new series on AMC: “Breaking Stupid.” He spit up a bullet that passed through his nose? Works for me!
1Did you mean “spitting bullets”?
2If these morons hadn’t had guns, there would have been a couple of bloody noses, but no bullets coming out of either one. Their mama should bang their heads together, if she’s got any more sense than they do.
3It’s the age-old story of Stupid Made Worse with Guns. Seems to run in families.
4They just don’t make showdowns like they used to.
A shoot out at the Double Dumb Double Wide is never gonna give Wyatt Earp and the Clanton Brothers at the OK Coral a run for their money.
5” Double Dumb Double Wide” Good one, Rick!
BTW Was that a description of their home or possibly the inbred parents that spawned those two future candidates for a Darwin Award?
6A lot of years ago, there was a tough old lady who had two grown sons living with her in a double wide. They used to entertain themselves by shooting up the trailer house inside. The younger one got sent to the state pen over drive by shootings. You feel free to borry that bit of story for one of the segments of DOUBLE DUMB DOUBLE WIDE. I betcha you can find sponsors for it real easy.
7Wooooooo . . . DNA going after very closely related DNA. Can’t morph them into actual human beings cuz . . . well, cuz.
8I keep thinkin’ that DOUBLE DUMB, DOUBLE WIDE sounds like a country and western song.
9I have to believe that in these guys’ case a head shot does not hit a vital area.
10your favorite prosthetic genitalia
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