Fun With Guns: Miracle Style Edition
You knew this was gonna happen. They have a funeral for the Oregon militia guy killed by law enforcement, and I’ll be damned, there’s a gun involved.
Two days after a funeral for Robert “LaVoy” Finicum attracted men bearing the symbols of well-known militias, a maid working Sunday morning at Kanab’s Holiday Inn Express discovered a shattered mirror where a bullet had been fired through a wall.
The shot was not heard by nearby guests or staff and lodged in a headboard, Kanab Police Chief Tom Cram said.
Now here’s the miracle part.
Police Chief Tom Cram investigated. The two men who checked in those rooms were both openly carrying firearms. Hold your breath now …
“It was kind of suspicious to us in the fact that everybody claims to not be in the room when it happened,” Cram said.
Ya think?
Well, if Jesus can turn water into wine, surely he can cause an accidental discharge.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
Um, nocturnal discharge?
1Hey, what happens between two consenting adults is nobody’s business but their own.
(But seriously–gunfire as foreplay???)
2hahahahahaha
3Now, now! They were temporarily raptured!
4“… everybody claims to not be in the room when it happened,” Cram said.
They’ll probably dispute charges for the minibar getting emptied out while no one was in the room as well.
5Had to have been some kind of false flag operation – we should subpoena Hillary to determine the scope of her involvement (/snark)
6Just as Jesus’s birth was miracle, the discharged firearm was a “virginal discharge”. Surprised they didn’t blame it on the DOG.
7Ooh, seven years bad luck for those who take stock in superstition. You can bet those nutjobs do.
8First they said “Oh s***”. Apologies to mama. Second thing they said was “How can we blame this on Obama? “
9“Well, if Jesus can turn water into wine, surely he can cause an accidental discharge.”
yeah, thanks so much for that disturbing mental image! i’ll be bleaching my brain for the rest of the day.
10That’s what ballistics are for, init? That thar bullet matches onea them thar pistols…
11Hotel room. Accidental discharge. Headboard. God, I hope they washed those sheets REALLY good.
12“Hey guys, look what happens when I pull this.”
13LOL at all of the above!!
Accidental discharge … that’s what they all say!!
And now both Christie and Snarly are out of the race!! Woohoo!!
14Guns don’t kill headboards.
Idiots with guns kill headboards.
15If the maid has sons she’s already heard about accidental discharge…
“I was just cleaning it, and it went off!”
16All 8 year olds with any imaginatioh gonna blame the other kid, You know, “Yeah, he SAID I did it but he really did.”
17There’s going to be a bigger Bundy donut. They arrested Cliven.
18I’m just glad the other room was unoccupied when these idjits were… comparing calibers, or whatever they get up to.
Praise the Lord and take back that ammo, please.
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