April 21, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Sometimes it’s a simple story.
A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles while walking down a street in Los Angeles Saturday, police said.
The good news is that he’s now very unlikely to add to the gene pool.
The bad news is that I bet it hurt like hell.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
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Yeah … That’ll feel better when it stops hurtin’.
1Darwin shoots! He Scores!
2A vasectomy hurts less and has the same effect. Didn’t think of that,did you,stoopid wingnut.
3How is that even possible? I cannot imagine how the fool was able to do that. But I’m glad there’s just a little less scum in the gene pool now.
4“the bad news is i bet it hurt like hell”. no, that’s good news.
5Next thing ya know, they’ll figure out a way to do ball transplants for idiots like this!!
6Both of them?
7I’m praying he gets to live a long life…of celibacy.
8Right, and now that we’re gonna have open carry in Texas, they’ll be shooting EACH OTHER’S balls off. Wonderful. Anyone know where you can get body armor? OTOH, there ought to be some very entertaining lawsuits!
9So he was “enjoying a stroll with his girlfriend” at the time.
Shouldn’t that be “ex-girlfriend?”
10“The bad news is that I bet it hurt like hell.”
11This is very good news…with really dim people they will never learn anything unless it really REALLY hurts.
Having lived some years of my life in the Los Angeles area, I just have to say if he had been in his car like everyone else, he wouldn’t be having to hold his pants up, keep his gun ready for the draw, and hold hands with his girlfriend at the same time. That surely is a three hand operation.
12daChipster, thank you. I needed a good laugh. And thank you, Mr. Ballblaster, for supplying him with material.
13He heard a “pop” and discovered that the gun had accidentally discharged. I presume that means he didn’t have the safety on which means that he’d likely have shot himself anyway had he tried to use it. Just like that [xxxClown] in the Altoona church the other week…
14Rhea says: “…Mr. Ballblaster”, may he be forever known by that nick, heheh…
15Real cowboys never shoot themselves in the testicles, for holsters are part of their workin’ wear.
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