A Texan visits Oklahoma City and decides he needs some new duds for the Jason Aldean concert.

Jason Aldean

So, he drops by that haute fashion house, Bass Pro Shops, to buy something to catch the ladies’ eyes.  He is with his five year old son in the dressing room when he takes off his gun to try something on.

The five year old picks up the gun, shooting himself in the finger and his dad in the leg.

Oklahoma City police did not charge the father.

Because reckless endangerment is apparently not a crime in Oklahoma.

Bass Pro Shops is denying all responsibility for attracting butt ignorant shoppers.  They issued a statement.

“Bass Pro Shops is committed to our customers’ well-being should an emergency arise. This is why each Bass Pro Shops store has a dedicated operations support department and a manger on duty every hour that a store is open. In the event of an emergency, our protocol requires immediately contacting the appropriate first responder. In addition, we strive to maintain good working relationships with local first responders in markets where we operate.”

In other words, “If one of our damfool customers lets his 5 year old shoot you, we we will find the store manager and instruct him to call 911.

Thanks to Brian and Mark for the heads up.