Fun With Guns: I Shot My Mother While She Was Cooking My Dinner Edition
A mother was shot in the leg and was air lifted to a local hospital.
Deputies said their investigation determined that the woman’s adult son was walking through the kitchen with a loaded gun when it accidentally discharged.
The victim was airlifted to Greenville Memorial Hospital. Her condition is not being released.
Deputies say the son will not be charged in the case.
But he will not get dessert.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
But officer, he needs to wear a gun at all times, even in his own home. Some people take Viagra, some people wear guns. The ones that wear guns also sleep with a light on so the boogie man does not get them.
1Moral: If you’re packing heat, stay out of the kitchen.
2Boy, is he ever and I mean ever going to have to pony up for Mothers Day!!!!!
3Love means-never having to kill your Mommy(especially if you love home cooking).
4At this rate, there won’t be many people left to pay their NRA dues. What a shame.
5Does this mean that she gets to “stand her ground” if he asks for seconds?
6BOISE, Idaho — TO the chief counsel of the Idaho State Legislature:
When May I Shoot a Student?
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/28/opinion/when-may-i-shoot-a-student.html?smid=tw-nytimes&_r=0
7We SO need recognition that “accidental” discharge of a firearm isn’t–it’s CARELESS discharge of a firearm. And just as a person who carelessly runs over someone is held responsible…so should be a person who carelessly shoots someone.
You can bet that boy will pay his NRA dues, because it’s their influence in his state keeping anyone from writing the law that needs to be written. “If property or person is injured by gunfire, the person possessing the weapon at the time of the shot(s) causing injury shall be charged with reckless endangerment and the person injured or property owner whose property was injured, shall be eligible for reparations. If a person is killed by gunfire purporting to be “accidental”, the person in possession of the weapon at the time of the fatal gunfire shall be charged with manslaughter. The weapon or weapons involved shall be forfeit to the state, and will be destroyed, whether they were owned by the shooter or another. If loaned by someone else, that person may be sued in civil court for damages, inasmuch as the owner allowed an incompetent person to use the firearm. Any registrations, licenses to carry, etc. will be voided.” Yeah, that law might, if enforced, help. Let a few hotheads lose their guns and spent a few months in jail, and others might learn to keep their trigger fingers away from the trigger.
8“Accidental discharge?”
bet that’s how she conceived him in the first place
9@RepubAnon: Seconds? Considering that not all moms are great cooks, maybe it was the firsts that got her shot.
10Dance lessons ……..
11Holy Gohmerts! What a special little boy for shooting his own Mom for the crime of cooking his gohmert dinner.
Message to Mom: tell this little gohmert to get a job, buy his own groceries, cook his own meals, and while that is registering, tell him to start packing.
No charges? WTG! South Carolina has open season on mothers?
12Do guns ever “accidentally” go off if there isn’t an idiot around who either touches or drops them? If guns “accidentally” fire, do they ever do it when no one is around? I’ve never hear of that happening; it seems there is always some idiot around when a gun fires or an idiot left the gun where a child could find it.
13Second Amendment trumps the Fifth Commandment.
14That’s the thing, Ralph Wiggam, those fundamentalist gohmert “Christians” love their 2nd A more than their Buy Bull or anything sane.
Fact is those racist fundamentalists would be happy to scrap our Constitution and their Buy Bull. if only they could return to their good old days of lynching.
15June, you’re spot on. There is no such thing as a gun accident. There are gun incidents. Incidents are the eventual result of an act or acts of carelessness or negligence at some point prior to their occurrence.
16Elizabeth, that’s a wonderful law and I wish we had it in all 50 states and on federal property. Though I don’t think it would stop many armed gohmerts, because they don’t think in the first place, at least it would help their victims.
17Elizabeth–
Exactly. Now we have to convince the insurance industry that they could make some bucks bu insuring those gun owners who would be held responsible, and they could write the law and get it passed in every state. The Reds would have to love it because it would be “business friendly,” which is all the second amendment hoohah is all about, anyway–helping the gun industry make money. Their most ardent supporters are only puppets in their game.
18I’m speechless!
Glad @Ralph Wiggam, @daChipster, @maggie and @Elizabeth weren’t. Well done!
19Judy, to many (too?) men, Guns are Viagra.
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