Fun With Guns: Hell, It’s Hot Here Edition
In East Texas, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Jason Paul Bryant, 37, a concealed handgun licensee, dropped by the Gateway Travel Plaza in Orange, Texas, on a hot Texas afternoon.
The police chief explains what happened next.
“He walked maybe six feet in the door when he pulled his shorts up, something caught the trigger and the gun discharged into his leg,” Vanover said. “People immediately rushed over to help.”
I will lay you money that at least five of them had their guns drawn.
By the way, in case anyone asks, pulling up your shorts is called “hiking up your britches” in Texas.
So, here’s what happened next.
No charges were filed against Bryant for the negligent discharge.
You know, accidents happen. What you gonna do?
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
What billionaire will dedicate money to find a cure for stupid?
1Ammosexuals with negligent discharges in their shorts? More and more, lately, the jokes just write and/or shoot themselves.
2Uh? maybe not carry a gun in your britches?
3daChipster..that is the absolute BEST word I have seen yet to describe these pitiful scared little freaks. I will never see or hear of some coward walking around with his gun on the outside without thinking Ammosexual. Thanks for the big belly laugh.
It’s likely his “overhang” hangs over too far or it could have been serious.
4No charges, eh? That’s TX for ya.
5Glad to have tickled ya, Polly, but I can’t take credit for it. Like all great artists, I steal shamefully and add my own frame.
6Evidently there’s no exam before getting a concealed carry license. Another good reason to stay out of those states.
Uh, are there any states left that don’t…?
7I hear a gun discharge…I duck and run away from the noise! But the guy was injured and might bleed to death!!! Ya?? So???
8Which leg? The third one?
9Now, if that had been a wooden leg, a lot of woodpeckers would have been out of a job.
10Shooting ones self in the leg is a sure fire(pun intended) way to pickup the ladies,especially EMTS.
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