Sometime things just come together in a way that you know the gods of weird are at work.

A guys puts an ad on Craig’s List that he wants to sell his iPhone 5.  He agrees to meet a potential buyer inside the WalMart in Missouri City.  Missouri City abuts Houston.

The potential buyer becomes a real life jerk, steals the phone and hits the owner in the face.

The owner of the iPhone is Luke Kwan and he has a license to carry a handgun, which he figures is a license to use one wherever he damn well wants to.

He chases the thief out of the store and … you know this is not going to end well, right?

According to investigators, Kwan ran after the thief. During the pursuit, Kwan pulled out a gun and fired several shots in the middle of the busy parking lot as the man ran away.

The thief was not hit. Police said he jumped into a white SUV and drove off.

During their investigation, Missouri City police found that a bullet hit a nearby home on Horizon Drive.

It’s a damn iPhone.  All you had to do was install the Find My Phone feature before you sold it, but nooooo …. you wanted to be a Craig’s List iPhone Cowboy.

Thankfully no one was hurt in the home.