Fun With Guns: Granny Get Your Gun Edition
by Primo Encarnación
The hamlet of Bohner’s Lake, WI pronounced exactly like you think it should be pronounced, is part of the Town of Burlington, WI, not to be confused with the City of Burlington, WI, all of which occupy roughly the same space on the map not too far from the world famous Mars Cheese Castle.
Granny heard a noise. Granny got her gun. Granny dropped her gun. And, as Uncle Jimmy “Barstool” Grobnik would say, Granny became shot. In the belly. Racine County Sheriff’s folk are not sure exactly what she heard, but they’re fairly certain alcohol and drugs were involved.
Go Granny! Go Granny! Go Granny, go!
h/t Claudia: thanks for the heads up!