Fun With Guns: Colonel Sanders Edition
Ohio County, Kentucky. It’s 3:00 am and the state police get a call about a gunshot wound.
Upon arrival, Trooper Baker found Arthur Wayne Wilson with a single gunshot wound to the left forearm.
Wilson stated he heard a noise in the chicken coop and thought it was a coyote attacking his poultry.
In an effort to protect the chickens, Wilson rushed outside and accidentally discharged his pistol into his left forearm.
The chickens and the coyote were both heard mildly giggling in the background.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
This defies physics and trigonometry. There has to be something he just ain’t tellin’ cuz its way too embarrassing. But I’m happy for the chickens and I am even a little bit on the side of the coyote.
1Don’t waste sympathy on coyotes. Like rethuglicans and cowards,they run in packs.
2Dunno – seems to me an old pan and something to bang it with would have worked as well. Since when do the good ole boys shoot coyotes with pistols anyway?
3I’m with maggie on this one. Did he shoot across his body and wing hisownself or was he falling or ??? Enquiring minds want to know!
4In Native American lore,the coyote is called Trickster and can shape -shift into other animals and stuff. In this case maybe it transmorgrified into an itchy,human trigger finger.(with any luck)
5e platypus, do coyotes really run in packs? Wolves do, but I always heard that coyotes were loners or maybe couples. (A cop took video of one in Rock Creek Park in DC, and there have been reported sightings within half a mile of us in the MD suburbs. I think they’re in all 48 states, thanks to wolf eradication.)
It’s possible that the coyote and chickens weren’t involved at all but that was the least lame story he could come up with.
6And the cows probably rolled their eyes and shook their heads. They knew he was an ignoramus.
7Coyotes run in family groups through the summer and fall and then the young are banished when mom and dad get “that” old feeling again in January or February. Wolf packs stay together year round. I think that is where Col. Sanders got his family pack chicken idea from. 🙂
8e platypus- Were this really Kokopelli this twit would have wounded himself in some place as nonlethal but much more embarrassing.
9Bet you’ll find an empty bottle of somethin’ alcoholic in the corn crib.
10This is the kind of Fun With Guns stupidity that I see in the local weekly in my little burg north of Nashville. Morans…..
11donquijoterocket-I can see that happening with a fertility god.Mayhaps he sowed wild oats and had a crop failure.Oh,this is getting fun at someone’s expense.
12Did the coyote shoot him?
13