Fun With Guns: Bicycle Perjury Edition
From Connecticut (this stuff is spreading).
A Connecticut man, who accidentally shot himself while riding a bicycle, was arrested this week after lying to police and saying that a “gang” of men wearing black hoodies had attacked him.
Yeah, like a whole gang of them. I couldn’t be taken down by just one because I’m a macho man – not the kind of wimp who accidentally shoots himself.
But Docteur finally admitted that the gun in his waistband had gone off and he had shot himself after he was not able to explain why there was only a hole where the bullet exited from his pants. He was also not able to tell police what happened to his handgun after the incident.
Did they look in his pants?