Fun With Guns: Beginner Edition

October 28, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Houston, Texas.  Man goes to sleep on the couch and a gun falls out of his pants.  The rest of the story goes down in firearm history.

Patrick Sanders, 20, was sleeping on the couch when the gun slipped out of his pants on to the floor in the incident that took place on Saturday in a Houston apartment.

The child then handled the gun and Sanders tried to grab it from the toddler, police said.

“At that time, the gun went off and Sanders was shot in the face. The child was not injured,” Houston Police said in a statement.

Meanwhile, nobody in the United States caught Ebola.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

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  1. Marge Wood says:

    Yep.

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  2. Well, it would have helped the gene pool if the gun had been pointed farther down, but if the toddler was his kid, he’s already bred at least once.

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  3. Ohhhh poop!

    This just isn’t funny anymore

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  4. So, the only thing that stops a stupid man with a gun, is a toddler with a gun who shoots first?

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  5. Edward Starsmith says:

    Suicide by Toddler?

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  6. Ok so I’m a fossil I know, but
    – 20 year olds can’t legally purchase a handgun
    – 20 year olds can’t legally carry a handgun
    HPD Please arrest the 20 year old for something related to Unlawfully Carrying a Weapon.
    – Whose finger was on the trigger? I have a 3 year old grandboy and I think he hasn’t the hand strength to pull a trigger. So if the 20 year old’s finger somehow got on the trigger, it wasn’t the 3 year old what shot the 20 year old in the face. The 20 year old shot hisownself.
    HPD please arrest the 20 year old for endangering the 3 year old.
    And I hope a nurse at Ben Taub slaps his pee pee for no reason.

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  7. No one dead from ebola..USA goes crazy putting all kinds of protections in place.

    MANY MANY harmed or killed with guns, nothing done.

    Makes sense to me.

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  8. Sam in San Antonio says:

    You have a better chance of marrying Rush Limbaugh than catching Ebola in the US. Makes Ebola a little less scary.

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  9. A better chance of marrying Ruch Limbaugh??????
    Only if I have a bag over my head!!!

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  10. @Maggie
    He’s a 2 bagger. Bag over him. Bag over you, just in case the bag over him breaks.

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  11. Well…
    GUN DEATHS BY STATE: Republican Red States WIN Again

    http://m.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/01/the-geography-of-gun-deaths/69354/#

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  12. Thank God that baby wasn’t physically harmed, but he has to be psychologically scarred by witnessing that shooting close up. Unfortunately, his father is a darn fool, so that’s strike one and two.

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  13. e platypus onion says:

    and Greg A-Butt is demanding the death penalty for the child for wilfull,malicious injury of a negligent adult. A-Butt demands instant death as the child is too young to defend itself and should have been aborted before it could cause the NRA this black eye. Only in Texas.

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  14. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    e platypus onion, no, Greg A-Butt will continue to insist the zygotes and fetuses live. But this little boy? The GOP wants more austerity measures to deny him and any other living children food, shelter, medical attention and, most of all education which might threaten the Republican Party.

    Wish the crazy were limited to Texas, but the Koch spread and Dominion crazy have no borders.

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  15. #8 & 9: the bag over my head would have to be plastic and taped to my neck all the way around, because I could not possibly get even into the same room with Limbaugh if I were breathing.

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  16. I don’t think the toddler in question was the son of Patrick Sanders. Never once in the article was the kid mentioned as a relative of the idiot.

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