So, let’s bring back an oldie. Fun With Guns.

There’s some rules: (1) the shooter or the victim has to be doing something stoopid, this is often, more than you would suspect, the same person. (2) We take preference for stories from the South because people in the South have the proper tools to be funny – goats, an empty thermos bottle, a trailer of residence, meth, or roller skates. (3) Nobody can die. That’s not funny. We also don’t like loss of limb or digit, unless it’s the shooter and he had it coming. We once allowed a story about a woman shooting herself though the ta-tas because, come to find out, they weren’t her ta-tas to start with.

Today’s story comes out of California so you can bet there’s no goats involved.

The day after Christmas, Gerald Jacinth of Las Vegas, decides to go shoot his brother-in-law in California. Gerald is 75 years old and his victim is 77 years old.  He drives to his brother-in-law’s house, parks across the street, and waits until he comes outside.

Wearing a disguise, Gerald approaches his brother-in-law and tries to hand him a package. The brother-in-law wouldn’t take it. Gerald holds up his bag of presents and shoots his brother-in-law twice. The injuries were non life-threatening. The victim did not recognize his brother-in-law because he was “wearing an over the head mask resembling Donald Trump, white long curly beard and a Santa hat as he made his way up the driveway.”

Well, damn, would you take a special delivery package from Donald Trump Claus?

The police arrived in a minute and since the victim was able to take a picture of Gerald’s car as he drove off, they nabbed him still in the same neighborhood. We don’t know what caused the gunfight, but we are going to add Donald Trump mask to our list of funny tools shooters have.