March 23, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Uncategorized
The best from Twitter today:
Remember the kerfuffle over the President’s tan suit? Obama’s greatest scandal. I miss those days.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
@Miz JJ
You’re right. Obama’s tan suit!!! Where’s the salon’s fainting couch???
Bush 43 should send Drumpf a big ole brothankyew present for single-handedly removing 43 from the top of the list of worst American presidents, regardless of party. All hail Drumpf, etc etc.
1Oh heart be still! Where or where is my mauve silk racamier? (Sound of pearls being clutched) I may cry I miss the Obamas so much.
2Ok voters, our already great but still room for improvement Nation is infected with the worst disease since Black Plague. And how did we catch it? Indifference! As far as I know there isn’t any vaccine. But I hear that fact checking, being involved in local politics and VOTING cures it.
How quaint it seems now.
3We probably shouldn’t mourn the ongoing Repub barrage of whines, complaints, lies, moans, kerfuffles and right-wing orgasms over imaginary problems just yet. We’ll get them back the next time a Dem gets elected.
And surely Obama’s greatest scandal was the day he didn’t wear a flag pin. Why, he might as well have sold us out to the Russians.
4Oh, sure. Revisionist liberal history. It won’t work- President Obama’s mom jeans are preserved in the interweave tubes for eternity. Surely they’re worse than anything SCROTUS or his underlings have done.
5Sigh.
6The good old days.
Sigh.
No Drama Obama! We sure miss you, Mr. President. Would you please come back to visit? Maybe do a little phone magic in the soon to be vacant White House, until we hold elections? Yes sir, you did your time, eight long years of it. But you have the skills, sir. Cleaning up after Dubya, surely you can handle cleaning up after 100 days of Donnie.
7Think about the millions being spent to provide security for Melania and her son in New York. Now add in the Mar a Lago weekly security costs.
Now think back to 2009, when the Republicans lost their minds because the Obamas attended a play in New York for their anniversary – AND THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS WERE PAYING FOR IT. Sorta odd that they aren’t worried about expense now.
8You’re right! Just calling it a tan suit is a scandal… when it’s actually deadgrass khaki.
9Yesterday I was reading a science book for middle schoolers. One of the chapters (with lots of good pictures) talked about Congress passes laws to protect the air and water from fossil fuel pollution, and the President sees that Congress does its job.
10The book was published in 2016 and is already obsolete.