Friday’s Word Salad
Trump went on one of his now famous word salad rants yesterday, blaming light bulbs for his orange spray tan, then moving on to indecipherable complaining about showers, sinks, and low water flush toilets, and then somehow tying all that to the steel industry.
Here is the entire riff, word for word. See if you can figure it out.
“The light bulb — they got rid of the light bulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive and — I hate to say it — it doesn’t make you look as good. Of course, being a vain person, that’s very important to me. It’s like — it gives you an orange look. I don’t want an orange look. Has anyone noticed that? So we’ll have to change those bulbs in at least a couple rooms where I am in the White House. … We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers. And other elements of bathrooms — where you turn the faucet on, in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it — and you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out, just dripping out, very quietly, dripping out.People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water. So EPA is looking at that very strongly, at my suggestion. You go into a new building, or a new house or a new home, and they have standards where you don’t get water. You can’t wash your hands practically, so little water comes out of the faucet. And the end result is you leave the faucet on and it takes you much longer to wash your hands. .. For the most part. you have many states where they have so much water, it comes down — it’s called rain. They don’t know what to do with it. … A lot of things we do are based on common sense. If I didn’t get elected you wouldn’t have a steel industry. … We weren’t going to have a steel industry.”
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When batshit crazy meets dementia.
1I’d heard about this, but not seen the whole thing in it’s entirety until now.
How the hell someone can read this and still not agree he’s mentally unfit for the office is beyond me.
2JFC! Effing nutz… What kind of drugs are this lunatic on?
325th the 45th!
Can you imagine what he talked about at the NATO meerings?
4No wonder they were laughing at him.
He’s been talking “word salad” for years, and any of his rallies have most of the stupidity edited out and we only get sound bites. They should start publicising these kinds of rants more and more.
5WTAF?!?
6Imagine the next election debate…..
7If he ate more salad and swam in more water he might lower his sugar and triglycerides and be in a better mood. Instead he relies on fake food, fake makeup and spews fake ideas.
8From a stable genius, if that stable housed jackasses.
9Poor Donnie. He’s been completely hopeless without Hope Hicks. Apparently the continuous flushing of his bizarre neckties down the drain have led to repeated oxygen deprivation. 25 the 45 before he takes the world with him on one final flush.
10Yes!
If you’re not creating problems, you’re part of the solution!
I would only add it should also be required old-timey high power consuming light bulbs must be connected with coal fired electric plants. No matter how much coal costs society in dollars and lives, Trump can then save the coal industry. And come up with another reason he looks orange.
Also, let’s put showers & sinks on the 3rd floor of our homes, a grey water reservoir on the 2nd floor, and all giant flush toilets on the first floor, with new building codes that require 3 floor mega-mansions. More jobs!
11Has to flush 10-15 times? That’s what a diet of hamberders and covfefe will get you, I guess.
12Well, as a Realtor, I can tell you that the new houses don’t have any water. No water at all. People now have to dig wells to have water. It comes from the sky and is called rain. Just kidding, looks like it’s time to get Grampa to the doctor for meds. Also, I wonder why those light bulbs don’t make anyone else look orange?
13Most of us know the orange one is stupid and mentally unfit to be POTUS, but what’s disturbing is the large group of voters in this country that buy in to all the crap he spews. He must have a full time staff that feeds him the bullshit that will appeal to his base. I don’t know what’s worse, the damage he’s doing to our democracy or the environment, and with the full support of the GOP and Congress. Damn, I hope we can get behind a presidential candidate that can send him down in flames, because Congress is not going to do it.
14Trump’s the bigliest Tidy Bowl Man.
15No wonder the G7 leaders were laughing at him. When he’s not bragging about how great he is, he’s ranting about toilets.
16The word dementia springs to mind.
Once a landlord, always a landlord. That’s where he’s coming from– install the cheapest appliances and let the tenant take the hit. We can only hope this is proof that he’s going Alzheimer’s. Maybe next week he’ll start dumping on the unfairness of being forced to rent to Negroes….. He’ll be thinking it’s the Seventies. A good sign for us!
17Jazuss! Is this the ramblings of a sane person? Does this idiot just talk to make noise? What fool thinks this man is sane?
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