June 23, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Everyone of them a winner!!!!
1HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JJ!
2Randy Rainbow just posted a new YouTube video that will be the cherry on top of these cartoons!
3@ Grandma Ada: Thanks for the heads up! That was hilarious!
(To the tune of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”, he presents “Donald’s in the John with Boxes”) I swear I don’t know how he keeps coming up with this stuff.
4Great choices! I’m particularly fond of the “NO GURLS ALLOWED” treehouse and the “Migrating Species” cartoons, though.
5Hard to pick the tooniest toons. The Qgop obsession with Hunter Biden continues.
6Excellent parody skit indeed !
Randy Rainbow is actually a stable genius! He’s Gifted us with Donald in the John With Boxes :
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/6/23/2177125/-Randy-Rainbow-is-actually-a-stable-genius
Actual utoob video link :
https://youtu.be/_zDXVw0aatQ
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And the Rethuglikan obsession with Hunter B just keeps on spinning, with so many false equivalencies, passionate lunacy, and twisted ‘logic’ that it makes the definition of insanity seem quaint.
Hunter Biden does not, has not, nor ever will, hold a public office in the US. So this lunatic mantra about ‘tRump? Whattabout Hunter B?’ is a 250lb sack of nutz.
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I watched a PBS Nature program that answered the mystery of ‘Really, WTF are MAGAots?’, your sub average Rethug rank and filer, your typical Trumpanzees, once and for all.
MAGAots are the ‘Sardines of the States’.
They are nearly brainless herding* critters that are preyed upon by every other smarter critter in the universe.
In the case of actual ‘sardines’, they get eaten by the millions/billions.
In the case of Rethug MAGAots, they get fleeced, robbed, bamboozled, dumberfounded, and milked of their last dollars and ounces of self-respect by the heartily feasting RNP, Komrade Donnei and his ilk.
Watch this, you’ll never look or listen to a Rethuglikan the same again :
Nature S40 Ep9
The Ocean’s Greatest Feast
https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/oceans-greatest-feast
“Each summer, the sardine run sees billions of sardines traveling up the coast, providing a feast for an array of marine predators.”
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We all need to band together and come up with the ultimate MAGAot scamming operation.
Steal ’em blind by convincing them that they’re helping vanquish the dreaded libruls and exalting St. Donnei.
Clean every last quarter out of their bank accounts and SS checks, feast on their blind cretinism, leave them sick and starving.
We’d get stinkin’ rich, and there’d be a lot less of them around.
[ * If any of y’all have done much jetty, or especially offshore fishing [or boating], you’ve surely seen and smelled [like lots of watermelon] a giant baitfish ‘baitball’ being preyed upon by predator fish, barracuda, sharks, dolphins in the ocean waters. Looks just like in the Nature program, lots of thrashing around, things leaping up, seagulls all over the place; a simply amazing phenomenon.
7I took one of my brothers offshore his first time [an avid freshwater angler], he was just astounded to see, and smell, in person what he had only seen on TV before.]