October 19, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Excellent set of ‘toons this morning, but my particular favorite is the horse’s derriere calling Stormy “horse face”. Ha!
1I agree with maryelle
2Luckovich doesn’t “just” capture the imagination, he was inside our heads the second Dotard45 tweeted showing which end of the horse describes him.
Let’s embrace “MOB” – especially that it should means Mobilized.
The vermin wearing the “Vermin” T is another nice touch by Luckovich. If only the electorate was as informed as the comics and late night comedians.
3Another streak of excellent toons!! I would ask you how you do it but then, heck, somebody would think I don’t read the real news.
4That previous one was me! Doing too much multi-tasking but I gotta clean up before the week ends!
5Another great week of toons! We are climbing the excellent peak of excellentness, Excellent!
Sorry, binge-watched Bill and Ted, then switched to The MacKenzie Brothers.
6“He’s charismatic, he’s good-looking, he’s clearly a nice guy—and frankly, you don’t deserve someone like that.”
@TheOnion
New Ted Cruz Attack Ad Declares Beto O’Rourke Too Good For Texas.
https://trib.al/EDa1GG6
(It wouldn’t surprise me a bit.)
7Actually, here’s the entire thing. Pretty funny.
AUSTIN, TX—Emphasizing that the state had done nothing so far to merit anything besides the status quo, a new attack ad released Thursday by incumbent Sen. Ted Cruz declared that his challenger, Rep. Beto O’Rourke, was “too good” for Texas. “He’s charismatic, he’s good-looking, he’s clearly a nice guy—and frankly, you don’t deserve someone like that,” says Cruz during the 30-second TV spot, in which he is seen sitting on a living room sofa with his wife and children who stare silently into the camera and intermittently nod in agreement. “If you elect him, he’s going to come in here, listen to what you have to say, and then incorporate that into the way he governs. What makes you think you’ve done anything to earn that kind of treatment? I mean, if you really have your heart set on somebody who is well-liked and wants to work to bring all Texans together, then go ahead, vote for him. But that’s not what Texas stands for—at least not the Texans I represent.”
The ad then closes with a close-up on the senator’s face and the appearance of a new slogan, “Ted Cruz: What Texas Has Coming To It.”
8Great ‘toons! I especially like The Angry Mob, of which I am definitely a part. The Onion, as it generally is, is also spot on. Go, Beto!
9What That Other Jean said.
10“What Texas Has Coming To It.” Well, this is a state that currently has, among others, Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert representing it because a majority of voters selected them. (So I assume.)
But y’all also elected Ann Richards and Barbara Jordan. You CAN do better than this. Come on… Texans!
11The Angry Mob, but it needs more young women and girls. They’re angry too.
12Yeah, the horse’s ass is an excellent likeness in addition to perfectly making the point.
I do have to say that putting Trump’s face on the rear end of a horse is insulting to the poor horse. Good grief !
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