May 25, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
One can only hope that Dump’s unsecured phone leads to more evidence of collusion and obstruction against him.
1Thanks for the awesome toons, JJ.
2For Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fans, remember that today is Towel Day :
towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
3The odds on Donnie being removed from office are only as good as the results of the November midterms. 1000-1 that the GOP places country over party is off by several decimal places. When %itch McConnell stole the seat for the US Supreme Court from Merrick Garland, their intent to stack not only the US Supreme Court, but all the courts, with Heritage Foundation nominees and even lesser qualified “conservative” nominees became apparent. Donnie could shoot a member of the Senate and the GOP would not care. To gain control of the courts, they’ll remain blind, deaf and silent to the corruption of their court jester Donnie.
Vote 2018!
4Happy upcoming Memorial Day!
I think this year we need to carefully examine our past, as we need to be able to remember a time when our leaders cared about their country over party. When they weren’t destroying the fabric of protections for and of the People, or at least not in our faces.
Reject the gaslighting…
5The sobbing child victim of a school mass murder. There was almost another one in the past 24 hours but a teacher jumped the suspect.
The sobbing child victim of a school mass murder. This is where we have come to as a nation. Our kids must hate our guts.
6The betting board omits one that I’d take any bet on:
His Big Fat Mouth
I’d like to answer the 2nd cartoon:
The NRA and GOP.
Thanks for the cartoons Miz Juanita.
7Maggie, the echoes of the sobbing children and parents ripped from their parents’ arms at the border. And then nearly 1500 “lost”. If our Democratic representatives don’t get out and start hollering daily (on the Capitol steps, not cable shows no one watches) we really are doomed.
8Great cartoons.
9“…one of Greg Abbott’s top henchmen, Dave Carney, said Democrats are just “a pot-smoking lesbian coalition.” So, we made a T-shirt, mug, and buttons, get yours today!”
10https://t.co/vEnF7WDJw1
Susan on the Left Coast, I hope there are a lot of guys walking around in that handsome shirt, just to confuse the opposition even more.
What was it we were called some years back by another yahoo… something that prompted buttons like “Another man-hating child-killing lesbian heathen” or something like that. I can’t remember if it was hurricanes, 9/11, or both that we were being blamed for.
11I vote for the one about the 400 lb. asshole on the bed Tweeting!
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