Friday Toons

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

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Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

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  1. e platypus onion says:

    Ann Coulter’s Delta Blues- by mike from iowa

    Angry, mangy Coulter hound
    iz pissed enough to Delta ground
    if only she had poisoned darts
    this feud be done before it starts

    Annie’s gun is concealed heat
    About a foot above her teats
    Nestled inside a cavernous mouth
    Just itching to be ordered out

    Venom flys and slobber spurts
    to rend proud flesh on korporate jerks
    who happen to make Afghan Annie mad
    and hurt her feelers, that’s too sad

    Our Annie has nefarious ways
    it amuses her to insult Gays
    and libs, Dams and korporate stiffs
    that make fun of her petty tiffs

    What’s next for Ann dear? who gives a shit?
    She’ll make something up, her persona splits
    So many ways much too hard to consider
    Is it true Bill Maher was the last guy that did her?

    So a mystery remains that needs be solved
    Between Delta Air and a blonde involved
    a petty outrage and so many scoff
    a how little it takes to set Coulter off.

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  2. Bad news about Nick Anderson; I enjoy his work posted on gocomics (http://www.gocomics.com/nickanderson) and I hope he quickly replaces his Chronicle income. We need good political cartoonists, even though it’s hard to say anything crazier about Trump than what he’s doing himself.

    Tony Auth, Philly’s late and much-missed cartoonist, drew a cartoon of himself consulting with his editor. As they cordially chatted, he was envisioning the editor as a fat, stogie-sucking pig in a suit, and the editor was envisioning Auth as a bomb-throwing lunatic.

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  3. Jane & PKM says:

    Mitch doing the turtle thing on a fence post is probably one of the best representations of that wretch ever. While Donnie serving up his 25 story ‘nothing burger’ is apropos, too.

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  4. A+ for today’s cartoons. Special mention for Mike Luckovich.

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  5. Excellent work by the poet Mikey. Thank you.

    The last may be best to me. Orange Whore is nucking futz, but Chinless Wonder McTurtle and Lyin Ryan are absolutely sane and unbelievably cruel sociopathic sadists. They’re putting a great deal of time, energy and political capital into creating and enacting laws that will cause suffering and death for millions of people. That’s horrifying and I’ve developed a passionate hate for both of them.

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