July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Ann Coulter’s Delta Blues- by mike from iowa
Angry, mangy Coulter hound
iz pissed enough to Delta ground
if only she had poisoned darts
this feud be done before it starts
Annie’s gun is concealed heat
About a foot above her teats
Nestled inside a cavernous mouth
Just itching to be ordered out
Venom flys and slobber spurts
to rend proud flesh on korporate jerks
who happen to make Afghan Annie mad
and hurt her feelers, that’s too sad
Our Annie has nefarious ways
it amuses her to insult Gays
and libs, Dams and korporate stiffs
that make fun of her petty tiffs
What’s next for Ann dear? who gives a shit?
She’ll make something up, her persona splits
So many ways much too hard to consider
Is it true Bill Maher was the last guy that did her?
So a mystery remains that needs be solved
1Between Delta Air and a blonde involved
a petty outrage and so many scoff
a how little it takes to set Coulter off.
Meanwhile, the Houston Chronicle fires Nick Anderson, the veteran Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2017/07/20/texas-now-has-zero-staff-political-cartoonists-as-houston-chronicle-fires-pulitzer-winner/?tid=pm_entertainment_pop&utm_term=.3343691a7ee1
2Bad news about Nick Anderson; I enjoy his work posted on gocomics (http://www.gocomics.com/nickanderson) and I hope he quickly replaces his Chronicle income. We need good political cartoonists, even though it’s hard to say anything crazier about Trump than what he’s doing himself.
Tony Auth, Philly’s late and much-missed cartoonist, drew a cartoon of himself consulting with his editor. As they cordially chatted, he was envisioning the editor as a fat, stogie-sucking pig in a suit, and the editor was envisioning Auth as a bomb-throwing lunatic.
3Mitch doing the turtle thing on a fence post is probably one of the best representations of that wretch ever. While Donnie serving up his 25 story ‘nothing burger’ is apropos, too.
4A+ for today’s cartoons. Special mention for Mike Luckovich.
5Excellent work by the poet Mikey. Thank you.
The last may be best to me. Orange Whore is nucking futz, but Chinless Wonder McTurtle and Lyin Ryan are absolutely sane and unbelievably cruel sociopathic sadists. They’re putting a great deal of time, energy and political capital into creating and enacting laws that will cause suffering and death for millions of people. That’s horrifying and I’ve developed a passionate hate for both of them.
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