November 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
My vote is with the Mike Lukovich cartoon. There are the lawsuits against Trump U, Donnie’s ‘unavailable’ tax returns, his bromance with Putin, money ties with both Russia and China, 12 women confirming that he treated them just like he claimed to Billy Bush that his “privilege” allows hims to treat women, and the alleged rape of a minor that has been ignored by the media. That’s not to forget his twitter history, attacks on a free press, misogyny, racism, religious bigotry, mocking of the disabled, and other braggadocio.
While the media chases the shiny object of e-mails. My man said it best, “we’re sick of the damn e-mails.” Asked, answered and move on, please. Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel. Enough already, it’s roadkill.
1That squirrel you so lightly dismissed went rogue on a Florida nursing home and had its way with at least three people. Saints be praised it wasn’t armed to the teeth or else.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/squirrel-attacks-people-florida-senior-center-hurts-43298928
for you animal lovers- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU
2PKM: I’m not bothered with the emails… or her speeches to Wall St. types. But there’s no there there. As one critic for Newsweek said in a review — he shows us the dots but doesn’t connect them. I was taught “Put Up or Shut Up”. When will America start saying the same?
I am sooooooooooo over this election.
3Emails again. And Trump has a court date in a few weeks for his fraud trial over Trump “University,” and I think a date has been set for his trial for raping a 13-year-old girl. Neither of which ever get mentioned for reasons which escape me.
4FRom Crooks and Liars-
The jury has returned guilty verdicts on all charges in the Bridgegate case for defendants Bridget Anne Kelly and Bill Baroni.’
Baroni & Kelly guilty on all counts #Bridgegate
— NJ US Attorney (@USAO_NJ) November 4, 2016
What does this mean for Chris Christie? He’s been referred for criminal investigation, so he could be next.
We’ll add more details as they’re available
5e platypus onion, hope they warn all marine traffic before throwing Gov Cartman off the bridge.
6They’d just be returning one of their own to marine mammalia, PKM.
7epo, that is a mean and tawdry thing to say about marine mammals.
8It’s all crazy. The [unprintable] Republicans are so [unprintably][unprintable].
9You are right. Rhea and someday I will ask the Prince of Whales to forgive me.
This is fun.
10e platypus onion, do not allow the Outlaw Jersey Whale to fool you. Despite his man boobs, he does not belong to the mammal class. His lack of a spine makes him an invertebrate, albeit class unknown. In short, he lacks class in all meanings of the word.
11He’s also laid an egg or two and a platypus is the only other mammalian to lay eggs outside the womb, I think.
He is a rare one, whatever he is.
12PKM and epo: What is it with you guys and throwing CC off a bridge or into the ocean? Yes, the sealife is a concern but, off a bridge? Good God, the resultant tidal wave would crush coastal communities and that’s the last thing NJ needs.
The answer comes from the movie Fried Green Tomatoes: barbecue his butt. Then cater the next RNC confab. Sweet (and sour) justice.
13JAKvirginia, could it possibly because it would be entertaining to watch that flounder flopper flop? Out of respect for marine life and coastal communities, draw us a map to a high bridge over a dry river.
14PKM: Well… there is that really high suspension bridge out West…. Colorado maybe? That might work. Nothing but rocks and a sliver of a river way down below. The boink-boink sounds he would make bouncing off the rocks could be entertaining! America’s Funniest Videos here we come! Hey… $10,000 prize is nothing to sneeze at, y’know?
15If y’all are throwing Christie off a high bridge onto rocks, can we throw some others too? I’d suggest Trump and McConnell for starters.
16“If y’all are throwing Christie off a high bridge onto rocks, can we throw some others too?”
perhaps, defenestration will make a comeback? it’d be about just in time too.
I thought all the toons were great, though I must admit the second one from the top really nailed it.
17Vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote vote, vote, vote, V-O-T-E.
Great cartoons this week, also, too.
18I liked the first and last best. Comey and the FBI have joined the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against the Clintons, liberals, Democrats, and everything that doesn’t make them richer and more powerful. Wapo says there are “rogue” FBI agents deliberately leaking stuff to the snacilbupeR. Hillary will need to take a super steam street cleaner to the FBI to clean it out top to bottom. A zamboni probably wouldn’t hurt either. Damn, farking, corrupt, principle-free snacilbupeR!
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