April 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
My favorite and classic winner: “Good dog!” Although the snacilbupeR waking up to Donnie Drumpf and their alternative being the Loathsome Ted Crooze, “No … you’re still awful.”
1All hail the GOP full employment restroom inspector initiative. Millions of facilities around the country. 3 shifts a day. ‘Course, they’ll never fund it. It’s just for show and to gin up their creepy ‘base’, innit?. GOP get outta my underpants!
2Give that dog one helluva huge bone!
3The dog gave the mutt Cruz a bone of his own. Where is li’l Ricky Sanitorium when he’s needed.
4e platypus onion, Little Ricky is still a Savage hit with the search engines. Top 3 articles today, in fact. Let’s hope Savage soon appoints Loathsome Ted as Potty Patrol Captain. Teddie deserves his special place with search engines, too.
5Doggone it, if that hound doesn’t have absolutely perfect instinct and accuracy. He perfectly combines the two issues of bathrooms and Cruz’ loathsome character with one whiz. I’m convinced all dogs are Democrats.
6There is an old Bush/Cheney joke that puppoes are born rethuglican and become Dems as soon as they open their little peepers.
7There is an old Bush/Cheney joke that puppies are born rethuglican and become Dems as soon as they open their little peepers.
8epo, it’s more than an old husband’s tale about the puppies. It’s true!
Kudos for every single cartoon.
9A vast improvement to Ted’s look…
10Maybe Cruz chooses dental hygiene this way instead of a Water Pik. Urine is supposed to be sterile when it comes out.
11What does it take to be removed from Debbie WTF Schultz’s money begging e-mail list? The woman and her supporters are incorrigible. Guess my last reply was too subtle.
Response sent this morning: “Wrong address, folks. I wish south Florida success in replacing Debbie WTF Schultz.”
Yes, we could place her begs into the spam folder, block her team, etc., but honesty sets you free!
12PKM, do you know if DWS is a lousy legislator, or just a lousy party chair?
13Debbo, she’s a lousy legislator, too. She was against the Iran deal, until someone took her aside and beat some sense into her. Then she went to the mat to defend “pay day lenders” in FL. Then there is her entire ‘Israel first’ position much to the detriment of Israel and the Palestinians. If she has been on the ‘right’ side of any issue, I am unaware of it.
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