December 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I’ve been saying for years that Mr. Obama should come out in favor of respiration.
1All of ’em good. Last one was a total winner! Makes me want to anticipate January and the SOU just to see how many RWNJ’s are on NoDoze.
2maggie, good one! “NoDoze” – expect Boehner to be loaded with a lethal level of Hannibal Lector Chianti, Polo Rubio to be over hydrated, ergo brain dead on water, Daffy Cruz, Jr. will be over filled with rapture and a multitude of fantasies, and I can’t wait for the reaction of our Secret Service, when Joni Ernst reveals her pig sticker.
In all seriousness, expect the SOTU address to be loaded with President Obama’s best quips. On policy I don’t always agree with President Obama, but I respect his intelligent and comedic timing. His remarks at the White House Correspondents’ Dinners have been classic. My favorite: “Some folks don’t think I spend enough time with Congress. ‘Why don’t you get a drink with Mitch McConnell?’ Really? Why don’t you get a drink with Mitch McConnell?” Obama joked at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in April, 2013.”
This portends to be the best SOTU address ever given by any president. Congress plays checkers, while our savvy President plays three dimensional chess. He quips, they gaffe. Pass the popcorn, the next two years should be fun.
3Am I the only one who thinks that Obama is having tons of fun since the Dems wiped out in the last election? He seems to feel free to do some interesting and progressive things (the fact that they outrage the Repubs is just the frosting on the cake). Obviously some of these have been months in the making, so all of it is planned. The next two years could be better than we expected, especially if some of the Dems in Congress also step up and realize they have nothing to lose by being loud progressives. Note: drafting Warren to run for President would remove her from the Senate and make her just a candidate–I think that’s a bad idea.
4Comments 1 thru 4 speak my thoughts very well!
5It’s his last term I wish Obama would do just that!!!!
Obama should use an executive order of some type to send all wingnut pols back to where ever the hell the came from. Re-patriate them. Maybe their motherland will kill them off.
6Can’t wait for the news story.
On January 19th President Obama issued an Executive Order encouraging regular respiration by all US residents.
Speaker of the House John Boehner and new Senate Majority Leader stated that Congress would fight against “this unitary executive over-reach” with their last breaths.
President Obama replied: Please proceed, Congressmen.
7(Avert your eyes, Mama; it rhymes with bucket.)
Bill Maher said a while back that Obama had given up on trying to work with the GOP in Congress and was “just checking things off his ****-it list.” Might as well– he’s got precious little left to lose.
I’ve suggested that Obama announce that the American people should not drink bleach and juggle running chainsaws. Wish he’d done that before the last elections– a heck of a lot would be different now.
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