Friday Fun
Breitbart, that hard-hitting conservative investigative journalism website, has become a hard hitting conservative investigative fashion website.
I will be honest and tell you that I was not a fan of Mrs. Trump’s Thanksgiving coat. To me, and I’m certainly not a fashion expert, it looked like the coat was wearing her instead of her wearing the coat. But keep in mind that I think wearing stilettos when you know you’re going to be walking in grass is just not good thinking so what do I know about fashion?
Breitbart must have heard that most people thought that Melania looked more like the turkey and the turkey did so they felt the need to defend her.
What was weirdest, however, was the number of full sized pictures of Melania wearing that peculiar coat following the article. One more snapshot and it would qualify for stalking. What’s with that?
You gotta wonder if Dior is giving away money for the free advertising.
Thanks to Steff for the heads up.
Perhaps it was an Ugly Coat Day contest and this was her winning pick for the day!
1Ugliest coat I’ve ever seen … so, she wins the contest, hands down!
How in the hell does she see ANYTHING with those eyes close to being shut all the time?
Doesn’t matter what Messy wears, her MAGAss Donnie will always look like a fat a$$.
2Far be it for a non-GQ guy of 65+ to pass judgment on the style choices of a younger female, but… that coat looks like a Piet Mondrian painting. And not one of his better ones either.
3Now over the years I have seen patchwork skirts, tablecloths and upholstery plus quilts like my paternal grandmother made. Even Dolly Parton wore a patchwork coat to school as a kid. This was not patchwork. It was op art. Frankly, I am not wild about seeing art pieces on human beings. But then just consider that really nut-case jacket when wore just awhile ago!As for her eyes, her make-up artist just layers on way too much in the way of fake eyelashes and mascara plus shadow. Why, you would’t know hit woman with a bare face and that might be the whole point! When she flies the coop, no one is going to recognize her!
4@Maggie: I was going to blame too much plastic surgery for Melania’s eyes, but maybe you’re right. Run, Melania, run (depending on what your pre-nup says about maintenance and Barron). That’s one ugly coat, though.
5I don’t think she has a choice about the shoes. She’s worn stilettos for so long, she has permanent Malibu Barbie feet.
It’s an ugly coat, but at least it doesn’t have an ugly sentiment on the back. Unlike her disaster-area jacket.
6AAAAnd here we are again, talking about what a woman wears. Really?
Marcia in CO, if you were married to Donnie, would you open your eyes?
7My theory is that she lost a bet.
8Her anti-bullying campaign seems like it’s had little affect since it began.
But her “Just Say No!” to bad coats & jackets, through personal example (using an advanced reverse psychological technique) is by all measures quite a success.
9White Trash Chic.
10A fashion target for those Thanksgiving Indians.
11Melania’s coat, white on one side, brown on the other is like the white and dark meat from a Turkey. I see most of the photos were of the dark side.
12Again, wearing clothes that were not made in the US.
13Trump’s stuff made in China, Ivanka’s stuff made in China, nothing made in US.
Do they support America people/jobs at all??????
Melania has no fashion sense, no common sense and is tone-deaf to boot. She is nothing more than a very expensive prop.
14Hm. A really ugly coat inspired by really bad art worn by a really useless excuse for either a model or a human being. Unimpressed, I am.
15M. Trump proves once again that money does not equal good taste. The coat would be fine on the wall of a modern art gallery, on her, not so much.
Just to be mean and snarky, does anyone else thing M has put on weight? I keep thinking of the dress that makes her look like she is wearing mylar balloons.
16Rhea … OMG x 1,000 = NO WAY, JOSE!!
I can’t even watch that fat bastard on TV. And, who in the hell talks the way he does? I have never heard anyone else ever use the cadence he does in speaking … Ugh … Ugh … a 1,000 times UGH!!!
17Anyone else notice that Melanoma always strikes that bent arm model pose? Is her entire life a pose?
18Hey, cut Melania some slack. It’s not like she has very many fun places to wear her fabulous overpriced wardrobe.
And at least she’s using the sleeves this time.
19Marcia in Colorado, did you ever watch Zorro The Gay Blade…came out in the early 80s? There’s a character called The Alcalde in it who has the same speech patterns and cadence as Trump.
20Does she still get royalties from every picture of her used in media? Talk about making money as FLOTUS.
21Okay, I wouldn’t wear it, but let’s face it, Melanie can get away with a lot of things that I couldn’t. I don’t think she looks all that bad (actually she wears it as well as anyone could), although any wife of Donald Trump isn’t going to be a Michelle Obama.
22Oops, I just pulled a Trump there. Not Melanie…Melania.
23Heck, I have seen feedsack dresses that look better than that coat. The fit looks like those cheap ones that have foam inside.
Now,I am no expert on fashion but I do have a picture with Bob Mackie!:)
Remember, Bob made the curtain dress for Carol in her Gone With the Wind skit. The curtain rod still in it?
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