It seems that just like everyone else who wants to look tough, Paul Ryan went down the border in South Texas.  They were going to go with a posse theme this time because Rick Perry and Sean Hannity already made us laugh with the boat thing.

You’re gonna have to go look at this for yourself.  But it’s worth the trouble to see this “exciting new video” because Ryan’s horse runs away with him and they have to come rescue him.  The news commentator said, “He got on [the horse] and then kinda went off by himself …” and tries so damn hard not to smirk more than he did opening the story.

I’m not saying that the border patrol put him on a horse named “Widow Maker,” just for fun, but it was either that or Ryan is a Rhinestone Cowboy.

Thanks to Mazie for the heads up.