FOX Pundit Won’t Vote for Trump (or BillO)
Charles Chuckles Krauthammer is like a joyless William F. Buckley, who even dead brings more cachet than Chuckles will ever have. Growing up, Krauthammer was a syndicated columnist in my local paper. I’d read Mike Royko on page two, then turn to the editorials. (Even as a kid, I was more interested in the op-ed pages than the news – must be pathological.) I’ve always respected his erudition and the way he crafted an argument, even if I was in complete opposition to him, as I usually am.
But not today! Today, I rise to speak in agreement with the aging Charles, the Hammer of the Krauts, as he schooled the sleazy, skeavy, angergasmic BillO, the Apoplectic Clown.
Sorry, BillO, Chuckles won’t vote for you. I will never vote for you, either. Try to find the will to go on.
“Chuckles” Krauthammer. Wow! Well consider THAT stolen.
1But do we want ANY Republican to have the nuclear codes?
2Krauthammer and his ilk are embarrassed by Drumpf’s oafish manner, but were secretly amused by the birther conspiracies and other ridiculous witch hunts against President Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry. You name it. Now they adopt a pretense of distaste for the very stuff of their existence. They may disavow him publicly, but I’ll bet they vote for him in order to retain some semblance of power for the RKlan.
They have shown time and time again that they don’t put America first, they put their own greed and positions of power above and beyond true patriotism.
Always enjoy your commentary. Since you are not a “Texan”, you might miss some of the joys of our state publications, like the Texas Tribune article by our lovable Lt. Gov, Dan Patrick. Here he claims Republicans must unite: https://www.tribtalk.org/2016/05/04/republicans-must-unite-behind-trump-to-defeat-hillary-clinton/. That said, I’m still waiting the the ISIS attacks from Mexico. Then, another “famous” Texas leader (we gots lot of ’em!), Jason Villalba, screams that Trump will be the end of humanity! (https://www.tribtalk.org/2016/05/04/donald-trump-is-the-death-of-the-republican-party/) I would respond to these, uh, people, but refuse to get a Facebook account. Maybe you could share a few words in response.
3For the snacilbupeR, what’s not to love about Donnie? Such illiterate dolts. Of the little ‘policy’ Donnie has put to paper, his tax plan is a nacilbupeR dream. They’ll love it once they get around to reading it.
4$carah just moose (did she mean mousse?) ‘splained why all you ladies of the Democratic persuasion should embrace Donnie Drumpf. I’ll spare you her word salad, the rest of the menu of madness and leave dessert: the imprint of her thought cloud.
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SIs5N0Xwj_g/Vyld0hAOuDI/AAAAAAABb1Y/EI3zfA9s15khu18bujWVbuvSM7uq6lB6wCLcB/s640/pat%2Bbagley.jpg
5You built that chuckles
6If Krauthater and Orally fell off the edge of the earth, I wouldn’t care.
7Based on the article, if these two were college advisers trying to determine the best future profession for a young Trump they’d have to go with “pimp.”
Or FOX pundit.
8Polite, I wonder if Sarah realizes that embracing Trump could leave you with various diseases you’d rather not embrace.
9LynnN, that exchange would be a “two-way street.” Sort of appropriate, as street walker is the next logical step in $carah’s career progression. Poor thing. Late to the game, as always.
10Kasicko quits, too. You want Drumpf, you got Drumpf.
11I thought that Krauthammer was supposed to be sequestered in Iraq. After a dozen years of searching he finally found Saddam’s WMD’s. He was told to stay out of circulation and finish the book manuscript, but he keeps sneaking ou and writing columns.
12I think that Krauthammer is a bit overwrought about the nuclear codes thing. Just keep walking attractive women across Donald’s path at regular intervals and it’ll keep him preoccupied. After all, Serial Philanderers Are People Too.
13Of course you read Mike Royco, I really miss him, I satisfy his loss with Dave Barry, but , he’s not as political.
BTW, Mike once said a black guy would have as much chance of being elected as a Green Martian, I guess Barack showed him. I would have wished to see him live long enough to see this.
14PKM: “They’ll love it once they get around to reading it.” Seriously? Do they actually read anything? Unless there are red lines under the best passages, forget it.
15I agree with almost nothing Krauthammer writes, but he is correct about Trump. And I am once more (as if I needed to be) reinforced in my opinion that O’Reilly is a nasty sleazeball and a few other things mama doesn’t want me to say.
16Linda Phipps, here the “plan.” https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/tax-reform
The part that has Uday and Qusay Drumpf cheering for Daddy:
“No family will have to pay the death tax. You earned and saved that money for your family, not the government. You paid taxes on it when you earned it.”
If Paris Hilton could read, she would be cheering, too.
The “you” to whom Donnie refers is presumably dead, but what they cannot stuff into their coffins can be passed on tax free to their trust fund babies.
17My theory was that Usay and Uday were the actual WMDs. In that respect, Bush did get rid of them.
18I have a new theory about the conflict between Trump & Fox News. As I watched Trump’s victory speech last night:
Trump himself front and center
Blond daughter to the left
Blond wife to the right
Additional blond behind him
I realized, Trump and Fox both require our nation’s limited blond natural and unnatural resources to appeal to their audiences. No wonder they’re in conflict much of the time.
19Serial Jerk, Serial Philanderer, Serial Golf Cheat:
http://www.golf.com/extra-spin/oscar-de-la-hoya-details-how-donald-trump-cheat-golf
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/anthony-anderson-recalls-how-donald-866622
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/does-donald-trump-cheat-at-golf-a-washington-post-investigation/2015/09/02/f8a940b2-50c4-11e5-9812-92d5948a40f8_story.html
The game is rigged, I tell ya!
20This link http://www.mancaverides.co/29-silver-cloud-rolls-royce/44/1695/21129/?utm_source=&utm_medium=&utm_campaign=&utm_term= should take you to an image of Drumpf the punk, just in case you believe that past performance predicts future performance. WHAT A PUNK DRUMPF WAS.
21@Micr,
A true man of the people…by the time history is rewritten he’ll have been born in a poor sharecroppers log cabin on Manhattan, no electricity, walked to a one room 5th Ave. schoolhouse, learned how to plow with the family mule, etc., etc.
Hope Hillary (Mack Truck) Clinton makes roadkill of Donny Drumpf.
“Donald Trump has proved he values the finer things in life, so why not keep with the classics? One of Trump’s all time favorite cars is his 1950’s Silver Cloud Rolls- Royce. Trump’s first car was a ’56 Silver Cloud so he had one made to look just like it.
Not many parents would trust a 16 year old with a Rolls-Royce. Trump has a love and passion for his Rolls-Royces, yes plural, he has more than one.”
22Good ol’ Anday Borowitz http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-plans-to-take-nuclear-launch-codes-with-him-when-he-leaves-office
23From the linked article:
“Populist conservative is a contradiction in terms.”
So said Chuckles.
He really ought to keep his mouth shut, that one.
I mean, you knew that no conservative wants to help us, the ordinary people. And I knew that no conservative wants to help us ordinary people.
But I never, in my wildest dreams thought one of them would come right out and admit it.
Trump really has put Chuckles off his game if he’s going around spouting out stuff like, you know, the true nature of his party. And he’s supposed to be the smart one in the room?
24Great links everybody!
Drumpf the Golf Cheat is so fitting. That’s how he lives his life. My favorite though? I really, really do want Obama to take the nuclear codes with him so His Horribleness can’t get his hands on them.
Wapo had a photo essay of the celebs who are moving out of the country if Drumpf wins.
25I’m with you, Debbo.
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