Fourteen Eighty-Eight
The My Pillow Guy has a new target customer audience. After “crashing” the Democratic National Convention last month, Mike Lindell has moved on to promoting other things that are a little more than just slightly disquieting.
This time, he is staying home and promoting a familiar product: his pillows – with a twist.
Dog whistle, anyone?
See that? What a huge markdown for his “standard pillow.” What used to cost a ton of coin has been re-introduced at the low, low price of just $14.88.
Which is a thrill and a half for all of the National Socialists out there who sorely need a good nachts sleep.
14 and 88 are two very endearing numbers for American NAZIs. 14 refers to “the 14 words” that were first coined by David Lane, a former leader of The Order. Lane died in prison, but his words live on: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”
Count ’em, that’s 14 words.
88 refers to the salutation familiar to anyone who has seen a WWII film where a NAZI has a speaking part. 8 refers to the eighth letter of the alphabet, H. Two 8’s then represent HH. HH is shorthand for “Heil Hitler.”
Taken together, it is a statement that is the central credo of all good NAZIs.
These lumpier than H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks pillows should sell like proverbial hotcakes at TFG rallies.
Sleep well, NAZIs.
It’s strange how these Neonazis all think no one but them will recognize their dog whistles.
1Nazi Germany also had a 2 engine fighter plane called a Junkers JU 88.
2No wonder some Republicans are so susceptible to Q-Anon! All these “secret” little codes…
3They can read?!?
4Did you say “all good Nazis”? Is there such a thing?
5By the way, I read that the pillow king with the hitler stacio got pissed off when people caught the drift of his 88 so he changed all his pricing to end in 88. He needs to go bankrupt to go along with his moral bankruptcy.