Fourteen Eighty-Eight
The My Pillow Guy has a new target customer audience. After “crashing” the Democratic National Convention last month, Mike Lindell has moved on to promoting other things that are a little more than just slightly disquieting.
This time, he is staying home and promoting a familiar product: his pillows – with a twist.
See that? What a huge markdown for his “standard pillow.” What used to cost a ton of coin has been re-introduced at the low, low price of just $14.88.
Which is a thrill and a half for all of the National Socialists out there who sorely need a good nachts sleep.
14 and 88 are two very endearing numbers for American NAZIs. 14 refers to “the 14 words” that were first coined by David Lane, a former leader of The Order. Lane died in prison, but his words live on: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”
Count ’em, that’s 14 words.
88 refers to the salutation familiar to anyone who has seen a WWII film where a NAZI has a speaking part. 8 refers to the eighth letter of the alphabet, H. Two 8’s then represent HH. HH is shorthand for “Heil Hitler.”
Taken together, it is a statement that is the central credo of all good NAZIs.
These lumpier than H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks pillows should sell like proverbial hotcakes at TFG rallies.
Sleep well, NAZIs.