Forget Martha’s Vineyard. Colonial Williamsburg is Where They Really Hate Trump.
So I know you are still just all a’twitter over the way people have treated mentally ill Alan Dershowitz at Martha’s Vineyard. Sadly, he has discovered that people he thought were his friend do have limits when it comes to tyranny.
But that’s nothing compared to the treatment of Fox and Friends in Colonial Williamsburg yesterday.
Fox and Friends went live with Thomas Jefferson and asked him a few questions.
Asked what it felt like to write the Declaration of Independence, “Jefferson” said the document was “quite literally a call forth for mankind to burst free from the chains of bondage.”
He then proceeded to read the parts of the Declaration of Independence that perfectly describe Trump.
For example … (you can read it all at the link)
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Fox News has not commented, so it is unknown if they even knew they were being punked.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Now Fox & Friends did know that TJ hisoownself died July 4, 1826? They did right? They knew they were interviewing an ACTOR, right?
1Micr, that’s a rhetorical question, riiiiiight? As we wait, Fox & Fiends are waiting on that new rising star in the Drumpf Party introduced by Donnie, Frederick Douglass, to “white ‘splain” it to them. Apparently everyone in their history books are expected to live 200 years like Donnie. And as former foxite, Megyn Kelly explains, all heroes, both mythical and real, are white. Not white, dead? You say, but they know better. There is no teasing them with facts. They have those two Corinthian guys to support their world view.
2Breaking news: Pruitt’s gone, just ahead of the sheriff, one hopes.
3Trump, Fox, et al almost got rid of science, next up, history. Best to keep the base protected as much as possible from reality.
4@Micr, I’m guessing ‘ol TJ is one highly educated actor! Being there by William and Mary and all… I wouldn’t doubt for a minute he knew exactly what he was doing and that the Faux idiots had no clue.
5I think I meant F&F weren’t punked by the actor and etc at Colonial Williamsburg as much as they stoopied theirownselves by going there in the first place.
For g-d’s sake everyone at Colonial Williamsburg is an ACTOR. A child of 3 should know that without help from an adult. Oh.
Never mind.
6No, they’re too dumb to know. Hahahahaha!
7My bet is the Foxites had no idea what those words mean! Hey, take a look at their line-up. They were obviously not hired for their brainpower!
8They immediately thought he was talking about Obama.
9He’s their default evil prince. Darn fools!