For Trump Voters
Hint: Electrical wire is not like a garden hose.
January 25, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Alternative Facts
Hint: Electrical wire is not like a garden hose.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Think of it as a gene pool cleaner.
1I would like to encourage trumpkin sheeple to do this as often as needed, but I can’t get my morals as low as theirs!
2I call it evolution at work.
3Darwin is looking down on this with an SEG that just barely fits his face.
4Is there some News event of note related to this concept?
Or is this just another example of woo woo that shows anti-intellectuals are hazardous to human existence…
5So, I presume whoever posted that will be the new National Science Advisor.
My head hurts.
6Since this is advice for Trump voters, I want to offer the corollary that electricity travels faster if you use your garden hose for conduit.
7I still firmly believe that Hillary would be president today if, on 10/30/16, Obama had requested air time for a simple message to America:
8“My fellow Americans. In this Halloween season, Michelle and I would like to urge you to be safe. Please, do not drink Drano. Thank you, and goodnight”
The Trumpenistas would have dropped like flies and S.C. Johnson stock would have soared.
We just need to post that Barack Obama strongly recommends not doing this. Then our consciences can be clear.
9Imagine that at one person felt the need to check this out. Was it before or after uncle Jim-Bob tried it?
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