For Those Of You Keeping Score
I think the Mueller investigation needs to stay put for another ten years or so.
This sucker is making money for the taxpayers.
Though the investigation comes with a hefty price tag ($25 million so far), it may have actually paid for its own investigation, with its probe leading to monetary estimated gains of up to $48 million for the government through the tax evasion the investigation has revealed.
Also during that time, Mueller has filed over 100 criminal charges.
Let’s see … what’s the opposite of expensive witch hunt?
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.
Witch hunt? Au contraire, Cadet Bone Spurs. Look around you. One investigation might be a witch hunt. But what do you call multiple investigations from multiple agencies including but not limited to the eastern district of Virginia, Dee Cee, SDNY, 2 or 3 states’ attorney generals, and basically any LE unit where you have run one of your scams. Equally wrong but at least more apt would be blood sucker convention, after they drain you, your 3 eldest spawn, and your maladministration of your ill gotten gains.
Ka-ching. Maybe Donnie will keep one campaign promise: to reduce the national debt. We could be gracious about this. Maybe name a few feet of border fencing for Donnie since he’s paying.
1Mueller Investigation = Cash Cow
2Here’s an idea.
After this round of subpoenas and investigators, Mueller should focus exclusively on Trump business enterprises. Back taxes and penalties should pay for that wall with Mexico in no time at all.
Who’s gonna pay for it?
3Trump’s businesses are finally making a profit!
4If I could I would lock up President Clown Trump and make him watch Randy Rainbow you tube vids. 24/7 for a week or two.
5With no phone too tweet on. That should do it I think.
Fiduciary sense?
Remunerative enforcement?
Responsible prosecution?
Just like not underfunding the IRS and explicitly limiting agent time on individual cases would be…
6Opposite = Efficacious bicht haunt
7As all these investigations, charges and scandals mount up, I get the feeling of total visceral enjoyment. Damn! What am I gonna do when they end?
8Why would anyone want to shut down the investigation? Ivanka and Jared made $37 million just last year. Confiscate all their property, then go after Mister braggart money bags!
Dang, we could pay off the debt just like that!
9When does one of the bright bulbs in the government look into civil forfeiture as a tool against the Trump organizations?
No need of proof of wrong doing….just a suspicion that it might be involved in wrong doing….
10We have actually payed out the $25 million. That it has found graft in excess of that amount is immaterial until there is collection. Even after conviction, white collar crime is usually profitable.
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