For Sale: One Slightly Ostentatious Mansion
Y’all, it just so happens that my birthday is in June, just in time for Mitt’s house to go on the market …
I have a confession to make. I know why God did not let me be rich. My house has two stories. Every time I want something it’s on the wrong floor. If I need a measuring tape while I’m downstairs, it’s upstairs. If I need it when I’m upstairs, I moved it downstairs the day before. Can you even imagine me with three houses? I’d spend day and night flying between them hunting for the measuring tape. However, I imagine that Mitt is so rich that he has three measuring tapes so he can have one at each house. I hope it’s on the wrong damn floor.
Thanks to Craig for the heads up.