For My Texas Friends
A snide chuckle for you.
I was talking to an Austin political advisor last night who told me, “Now that we’re seeing the polling in Texas and the results from around the country, I cannot tell you the number of people who are horribly upset that they did not sign up last December to run for office in Texas. And they are all named Castro.”
Texas, what’s in a name? It’s the rotten (R) after the name that creates the stench. Quite possibly pRick Perry is the world’s most st00pid person, while Teddie Crooze ranks among the most evil. John Cornyn? He’s just certifiably goofy. Please don’t get me started on A-Butt and Dim Patrick. Oklahoma may suck so Texas doesn’t slide into the gulf, but your snacilbupeR politicians suck to the degree that Canada is worried about a shift in longitude/latitude.
2018! 2018! Beto!! Beto!!
1They that hesitate and all that…
I’m done waiting on the over cautious, timid Castro brothers. Beto’s working hard, got a great message, I’m perfectly content to vote for him.
2I’m in New Mexico but so want Julian and his brother to become national voices!!
3Jane & PKM, if you’re taking nominations for Most Stupid Elected Official From Texas, you can’t possibly mean to let Louie off the list….
4If the Castros don’t get moving, they will ride their ‘reasonableness’ all the way to irrelevance. Get off your knees, Democrats.
5Rhea, 😀 it wasn’t an omission. Loopy Louie was disqualified from the race to st00pid. He failed the pulse, breathing and brain activity standards. He may not qualify as a zombie, but “living person” seemed a stretch.
6