The esteemed county of Citrus, on the Gulf side of the Florida appendage, is home to 142,000 souls. And no New York Times.

The county commissioners of Citrus County appear to be all male and all white.  The library requested an online subscription to the New York Times.  The county commissioners, calling the New York Times “fake news,” denied the request.  They thought it was funny that it was even requested.

I will bet that the commissioners don’t have much education and even less teeth.

According to Wikipedia, the citizens of Citrus County can rely on the Groundhog News, Citrus Daily, Real News Real Fast, Sunshine Standard, Citrus Times Online, and the Alligator Bites Vivid Description Report for their important world news.  Okay, so I made up the last one, but you would have, too.

God bless Uhmerka..

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.