December 03, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, it’s time for Friday Fun.
Fox News Began its War on Christmas this week and wants you to know that Joe and Jill Biden are throwing away money like it’s cheap perfume at a CPAC convention.
Here ya go.
Here’s the fun part. You fill in the blank in the comments section. Wrong answers only, please.
The Trump White House did not have this wasteful expense because ______.
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Trump donated his salary to cover the expense.
1The Trump White House did not have this wasteful expense because Melania said, “F*ck Christmas!”
Couldn’t resist!
2… becaue Trump spent $180,633 in 2019 for the same purpose. Since it was a Republican spending it, that money does not count.
3Malarkey, that’s what I came to type. You got there first. Great minds, and all that. . .
4Wait, I thought these were supposed to be wrong answers…
5they used red trees donated from “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
6we used only “alternative” lights.
7It’s a hard choice, but I vote for Bill F.’s response as the best one so far. Marlarkey’s is a close second, however.
8…all decorations were donated by America’s petrochemical industry.
9The trump White House did not have this wasteful expense because no amount is wasteful in the service of the orange doxology.
10He spent the taxpayer’s Christmas money to go to mar-a-lago with his entourage for the holidays and to grift for more.
11Oops, I screwed up- I was supposed to put in the wrong answer, but my answer above was true several times over.
12The Trump White House did not have this wasteful expense because– Typhoid Trump and Malaria spent the scratch on gift packages of “BOO Magic Dirt” [from Black Oxygen Organics].
$110 for a 4.5oz bag of cure-all ‘Magic Dirt’ from someplace in whackland.
HTFG, this is an actual widely marketed product being gobbled up by anti-vaxxers and MAGAots as a protection and cure for COVID19 and many other conditions.
[PS– You know that there’s no effing way that Donnei and Malaria did this, the thought of ‘giving’ something away to anybody, in lieu of grifting the dinero into an offshore account, would explode their little craniums.]
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Forget horse paste. Anti-vaxxers are now literally eating dirt to stay healthy:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/12/2/2067237/-Forget-horse-paste-Anti-vaxxers-are-now-literally-eating-dirt-to-stay-healthy
[One of the best lines I’ve read in a long time:
13“What the hell, anti-vaxxers? Did you think Jesus handed out loam and fishes to the hungry masses? ” ]
And for a stark contrast between First Lady Dr. Jill Biden and First Puta Malaria Trump, check out this year’s White House Christmas decorations [Y’all remember Malaria’s previous exquisite decorations, and her “fuck Christmas” comment?]:
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14Jill Biden decks the White House halls for Christmas – in pictures:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2021/nov/30/white-house-christmas-decorations-pictures-gallery
… because if someone sits on a gold toilet, it’s hard to argue anything else they do is wasteful.
And Fox News takes that true fact into consideration for their broadcasts.
15. . . because the Trump holiday decorations were sanctified to the Prince of Darkness.
16Sandridge, thanks for the link. Notice at
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2021/nov/30/white-house-christmas-decorations-pictures-gallery#img-3
they show “Christmas trees in the State Dining Room are decorated with snapshots of US presidents and their families”. So for our next fill in the blank contest, “the photo of T**** and his mail-order bride were placed ____________ “
17Sandridge, thanks for link. It is nice to see some class and heart in the decorations.
18I
19REALLY
DON’T
CARE DO YOU?
Because Texas utilities diverted power from residential users to the White House via a gold-plated extension cord?
20The Surly Professor & Star, Yep, today’s WH class, versus the former ass and La Puta Primera.
Where to put Donnei and Malaria’s pics? Most fitting place, a third sub-basement restroom? [the WH outhouses are long gone…]
[The Guardian link was lifted from a brief DKos story.]
21Where to put Donnei and Malaria’s pics?
In the dumpster with the blood red trees and TFG’s marker collection.
22Where to put Dolt45’s and Malaria’s pics?
…on the toilet seats in the all public restrooms.
23Surly Professor, I’d like to decorate a tree with pictures of all the women accusing trump of sexual assault. Maybe two trees.
24Good one, Ms. JJ! “Here’s the fun part. You fill in the blank in the comments section. Wrong answers only, please.
The Trump White House did not have this wasteful expense because ______.”
That was a real stumper. With irony, satire, and parody totally out of tRump range, the untruths would include words with a connotation of “good” – as if there was a snark tag big enough to evuh cover one of those words in the same sentence as tRump.
25My best “wrong” answer — because the Trumps were so admired and adored, the tree and all the work was donated.
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