Figure This One Out

May 02, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As you know, the entire staff of Dairy Queen, headed by Alfredo, likes to keep an eye on PACs.

He found a stumper today.

 

No, I have never heard of the Noocratic Party, and neither has Alfredo or any of his staff – and they are party cowboys, they’ll lasso any party they see.

So, I rooted around and found the Google machine.  It wasn’t much help because it kept asking me “Do you mean the Democratic Party?”  No, I don’t.

There were a few clues, but even when you read them, they ain’t generally helpful.

There’s this one.

The Noocratic Movement is a political orginazation with no foreseeable ambition other than raising awareness of our philosophy. Nous is a state of being or inteliigence, but it can also mean the general public or us. Our party accepts both ideas. In life there are always the smart and the general public and who shall lead and who shall follow you ask? Well the aristocracy not of wealth, family, friends or age but the aristocracy of the wise. The Noocrats will be Imperial-Seers while the Proles will be the general public. Both are equally vital to our society, for after all what is man with brain or hand?

Going inactive for 7 weeks!

I’m pretty sure that’s English, but I don’t understand it.  Plus, when you can’t spell the word intelligence, you probably don’t have any.

And this one.

To put it quite simply to you simpletons, we believe that govrerment is meant to be run by the smart. We are federalists of the highest kind, we believe that freedom is only possible through capitalism. Lastly, the we are HUGE PEACE LOVERS!!!! but the way to get peace is through insance all out war.

They said smart, not good spellers.  Apparently, one doesn’t have much to do with the other.

I looked up where they are located in Houston, and it seems to be a fairly nice apartment complex on the north end of town.  It seems like maybe it’s kinda like that scientology stuff.

So, scout around when you have some free time and see if you can find anything.  Alfredo promises to keep an eye on them from his end, just because we like weirdness.

 

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  1. huh?

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  2. Sooo the last time he was in Texas Spanky Drumpf formed his very own political party. Mystery solved. No significant amount of inteliigence required. Spanky wants govrerment of the people, by the Spanky, for the Spanky. Nuff said. Hallelujah.

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  3. BarbinDC says:

    Mensa actually started out (in Britain, of course) after WWII with idea that smart people could be identified and organized to advise the government. Turned out, though, that all those smart people couldn’t agree on anything–much less how to “advise” the government. By necessity, it turned into a purely social organization. This group sorta sounds like the original Mensa. Maybe they should read some history.

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  4. Nous is from Greek, a philosophical concept meaning something like the ability to understand; more recently a British slang term for intelligence, as in “She’s got a bit of nous,” rhyming with “mouse.”

    I think these folks need to ease up on the meds before they write anything for the internet.

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  5. This is a survival of the crackpot Jesuit Teilhard de Chardin who proposed that there was an evolving layer of intelligence that was enveloping the planet. I am more than a little surprised to find it, even exiguously, in Houston, Texas

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  6. dobleremolque says:

    Ding! Ding! Ding! We have winnahs! Rhea and Harry Eagar, come on down!

    Teilhard de Chardin coined the phrase “noosphere” to describe the global layer of intelligence, like the atmosphere is a layer of gases, in his book “The Phenomenon of Man.” I read it in college. I still have the scars.

    (Extra points to Harry for using “exiduously” in a sentence.)

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  7. dobleremolque says:

    *”exiguously”. (Wish I could blame autocorrect, but I’ll fess up to clumsy typing and sloppy proofreading.)

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  8. When I read this earlier, I just thought about someone who thinks they’re brilliant, but are definitely not.
    Then it dawned on me. Anyone remember A Fish Called Wanda?

    Otto: Don’t call me stupid.
    Wanda: Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people. I’ve known sheep who could outwit you. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you ape?
    Otto: Apes don’t read philosophy.
    Wanda: Yes they do. They just don’t understand it. So let me correct you on a couple of things. Aristotle wasn’t Belgian. The central tenet of Buddhism is not every man for himself. And the London underground isn’t a political movement. Those are mistakes. I looked them up.

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  9. Opinionated Hussy says:

    And points to P.P. for quoting A Fish Called Wanda. But Rhea and Harry Eagar definitely win the internet today!

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  10. Wasn’t The Noocratic Movement founded by the renowned philosopher Dr. Stu Pidd?
    Sounds like another fancy way to say Fascism.

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  11. RepubAnon says:

    Sounds like they have a one Dee ten tea problem (spelled 1d10t)

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  12. Lex: Nah. Founded by the Normal Bros. Sub and About.

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  13. Malarkey says:

    @Paul, as long as we’ve gotten some movie references into the thread, don’t forget Sub and About’s sister, Abby!

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  14. Bob Boland says:

    Ah. You guys are intellectualizing this too much. Obviously it’s a bunch of college students trying to be snarky. A bit heavy handed on the Proles vs Brains, but otherwise harmless college student would-be humor.

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  15. Susan on the Left Coast says:

    They have a site: https://www.alignable.com/houston-tx/noone-society which reveals their “Central Crypto-Banking system for all indigenous peoples world wide.” called “Nibiru Reserve”

    Believers in Nibiru – bible doomsday drama queens – refer to this object as Planet X or Nibiru. https://tinyurl.com/y92o4kw8

    Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Noocracy-202992856456585/timeline/

    PS: apparently, Nibiru aka Planet X has arrived and will atomize the entire planet earth in 10, 9, 8

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