Texas Senior Senator John Cornyn, who has been sissy-whipped by Texas Junior Senator The Amazing Ted and His Bubbling Mouth, has gone all out on them damn illegals.  I mean, if you ain’t working up a good lather of hate, then you ain’t senatoring very well.

Catch this twitter —

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So, the Dallas Morning News is wondering where the heck this breach in our border is happening.  If your thinking mechanism is functioning properly, and you’re actually wanting to stop this security risk, you’d think that as a senator of the United Damn States of America, you’d call somebody at border patrol and report one place where there’s a nightly makings of a good size tent revival coming into the United States.

John Cornyn

The border is 2,000 miles long, so if John could narrow that down a little bit by telling us where 110,000 people are coming across, that would be helpful.

And there’s even speculation that John is just making this up.

I know, shocking.  A Texas Republican trying to rouse up hate and fear based on something that isn’t happening?  Shoc …. No, wait.  I didn’t mean shocking.  I meant habitual.  Slip of the tongue, you know.

So the Dallas Morning News has asked John for the name of his “friend” or at least the location of this nightly deluge.

The senator declined to identify the friend during his weekly call with Texas reporters but said he lives in “South Texas.”

U.S. Customs and Border Protection has previously defined “South Texas” as running from the tip of Texas to the Del Rio area, spanning eight border counties and three patrol sectors.

Well, that narrows it down to 1,241 miles, which certainly makes it a lot easier.  So, I guess we need to ask John to meet us in Brownsville and start walking to El Paso, with John saying “hotter, you’re getting hotter” as we near the border crossing parade, and “colder, you’re getting colder” if we wake up one morning and start walking the wrong direction.

I give him one mile outside of Brownsville to spill the beans.  If, of course, there are any beans.

My bet is that the only beans are in John’s head.

Thanks to David for the heads up.