Louie Gohmert.

Just when you thought there was a limit to insanity, Louie Gohmert starts waving a rake around in the air to dove hunt.

And just when you thought that Newt Gingrich commenting on the Petraeous affair was lower than a snake’s navel in a wagon rut, Gohmert meets Gingrich, resulting in that colossal light show brought by the strange chemical reaction of Axe Body Spray and little balls on brains falling on the floor.

Louie Gohmert nominated Newt Gingrich for Speaker of the House.

Gohmert’s unexpected move came during an otherwise routine process of reelecting Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio) as speaker. When it came time for nominations to the top post, Gohmert stood up and said he supported having Gingrich back in the slot. Gingrich was speaker from 1995 to 1999, but hasn’t been in Congress since.

And then with no hint of a guilty conscience, some reporter writes ….

It’s unclear what kind of message Gohmert was trying to send by floating Gingrich’s name. A Gohmert spokeswoman did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Dude, it’s a cry for help!  A desperate, pleading, drooling, first cousin marrying cry for help.  That’s the message he was sending:  Come get me and bring a rake.

Thanks to Kathleen for the heads up.