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You know how it is when you’re driving home and you’re tired and hungry and you know there’s some ice cream in the refrigerator and that ice cream is so good that you can almost taste it and you even run a stop sign to get home to that ice cream and then when you get home, some damn fool ate the ice cream and then put the empty container back into the refrigerator?

You know how that is?

NAPLES: A Naples woman was arrested Sunday after deputies say she attacked her roommate over a box of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies.

Hersha Howard, 31, of 7050 Ambrosia Lane, Apt. #3606, was charged with Aggravated Battery with a Deadly Weapon.

Howard’s roommate, Jasmin Wanke, told deputies she was asleep when Howard burst into her bedroom and accused her of eating the cookies.

Wanke said she gave them to Howard’s kids because they were awake and hungry at 1 a.m., according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report.

The women began to argue, then Howard reportedly jumped on top of Wanke and struck her in the face.

The two continued to fight until Wanke’s husband separated them.

Damn, Girl, everybody knows it’s only the Samoa’s that are worth jail time.