Every Monday Morning Should Start This Way UPDATED
Well, there’s a cure for the Monday morning blues, my friends:
Get Carly Florin to announce that she’s running for president every Monday morning. Then you can start the day with a giggle, knowing that we’ll get to hear more about how liberal environmentalists caused the drought in California and how she really didn’t wreck Hewlett-Packard.
I kinda suspect she’ll be just as successful as she was for Barbara Boxer’s senate seat.
UPDATE: http://carlyfiorina.org
I just read about this in the business news. The SF Chronicle called Fiorina deadbeat because it took her 5 years to pay her staff and contractors from her last campaign. The article implied that she lost to Boxer because Boxer had more campaign money, but I’m sure that the people in California know she’s just another horrible person who’s only looking out for her own financial interests.
1Typing before you’ve had your coffee, JJ? It’s Fiorina. She still a putz, no matter how you spell her name.
2And you can add Dr. Ben Carson to the roster of RWNJs vying for the position of POTUS!! The Klown Kar has been replaced with a broken down Greyhound Bus!!
It’s looking more and more like an out-of-control 2nd grade classroom with all hands in the air shouting: Me! Pick Me! Wahhhh … Pick Me!!!
3come on …the clown car isn’t full yet.
4Carly Fiorina reminds me of an old junior high teacher I had. At first she seemed OK but, after reading her handouts, we discovered she regularly confused “their”, there & they’re”. She wasn’t really qualified to teach anyone English composition.
Carly should just stick to part time substitute status for the special needs Party.
5Presumably every former HP employee will vote against her, as well as most of the state of California.
6Let her on board the clown bus–what’s another well-heeled deadbeat matter among that assemblage of a**holes?
7She could drive the clown ar into a ditch, like she did HP.
8“The intelligence of a doorknob, the personality of a Brillo Pad, and the business acumen of Carlo Ponzi: Fiorina 2016!”
9I guess that she was just unwilling to let the first line of her obituary be “HP CEO and failed Senate candidate…”
Because “failed Presidential candidate” is a much more impressive burial lede.
10Fiorina is famous (in-) for producing her “demon sheep” ad to use against a foe in the Senate Republican primary. And that was aimed at Tom Campbell, who is practically sane for a Republican. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKWlOxhSIKk
Imagine what she can come up with given Ben Carson, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, etc., as grist to her mill.
Except that she may not be able to see the irony.
11Republicans seem to suffer from severe irony impairment. Even so, it should be fun to see the ads, given the rich material she has been provided. Hard to top the “demon sheep.”
12@Dominic P. Lucarelli
13When Fiorina ’16 starts quoting you on their campaign materials, you should get paid a hefty consulting fee. Well done!
I once worked under Ms. Fiorina, way down the corporate ladder, got cheerful bullcarp emails from her almost every day (as did thousands of others).
She seemed to be trying at the time, although I suspected a PR flack wrote most of them.
She was a key member of the team that ran our major, very hitech, corporation into the ground (even fraudulently, as some lawsuits later revealed).
This was before her more well-known single-handed destruction of Hewlett-Packard (look up the “Carly…errrm…Peter Principle”).
She of course was slick enough to see what disaster was coming, and pulled a golden parachute off the rack and bailed out BTSHTF, as our well known company stalled and spun into the ground.
Lots of people lost billions of dollars on that one, and jobs (not me).
So hell yes, let’s make her President (if you’re a Rethug), or what she is really maneuvering for: the Vice Presidential slot. What could possibly go wrong?
14Carly says that the drought in Cowlifornia is due to humans who value snail darters and such which stopped dams from being built and forcefully kept water flowing in streams — or some such crock. First thing is to remember that there’s a difference between a water shortage (usually temporary and localized) and a drought which usually affects a wider area. Around here, drought conditions are defined on the basis of rainfall, soil moisture, water table height, and stream flow.
The water problem is that human beings in Cowlifornia have not managed their water resources wisely.
15All you need to know about Carly’s competence as an IT professional can be found in her failure to acquire the “carlyfiorina.org” domain. I’m sure that, if elected (to anything) that she’d bring that same level of expertise to bear.
😉
16ooooohhhhhh, the also rans! The entire Rethug party is overstocked with them. I am desperately trying not to imagine the Republican primary “debates” with a line of Rethug hastens from here to Spitsbergen! Its just too much!
17Florin?
18Ruled by Humperdinck… Sworn enemy of Guilder?
19Don in Pennsyltucky, and the fancy people who sell fancy water to other fancy people keep on piping it out as well.
BTW, my perfect sh*tstorm GOP ticket would be Trump/Fiorina. They both know how to handle bankruptcy.
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