Every Damn Day
I have no idea how much money Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott is paying to show up on my Facebook page every damn day spreading lies about President Obama but it’s probably about the same amount as landing on Boardwalk with a hotel.
Not even one of his ads ever mentions what Greg Abbot believes in. Oh no, it’s just Let’s All Be Very Afraid of Obama. Every day it’s guns, health care, or the forked end of a rattlesnake.
So, Greg, if you’re spending a boatload of money just to piss me off, it’s working. And every single day you show up on my Facebook page, I’m donating $5 to the Texas Democratic Party. Speaking of which, Texas Democrats just hired a big guy to make us a big party. So, hunker down, Greg, because you’re hacking me off.